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| − | :'''Kid''' | + | :'''Kid:''' |
:''These colorful bumps is funny.'' | :''These colorful bumps is funny.'' | ||
| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
:''And guess what? Ben and Ken the Street Magic Men are only the beginning. The city is a treasure trove of culture and ''multi''culture.'' | :''And guess what? Ben and Ken the Street Magic Men are only the beginning. The city is a treasure trove of culture and ''multi''culture.'' | ||
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:Browsing at bookstores with fat cognoscentis. | :Browsing at bookstores with fat cognoscentis. | ||
| − | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''' | + | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' |
:Books about Dali, Degas, and Miro, | :Books about Dali, Degas, and Miro, | ||
:Those are the folks that you yokels should know. | :Those are the folks that you yokels should know. | ||
| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
:Pretentious laughs at Bunuel retrospectives | :Pretentious laughs at Bunuel retrospectives | ||
:Outsider art made by mental defectives. | :Outsider art made by mental defectives. | ||
| − | :'''[[Jitney Spuckler]]''' | + | :'''[[Jitney Spuckler]]:''' |
:Enjoying opry that ain't grand or ole. | :Enjoying opry that ain't grand or ole. | ||
| − | :'''[[Birthday Spuckler]]''' | + | :'''[[Birthday Spuckler]]:''' |
:Comparing [[Jim Carrey]] to [[Dario Fo]]! | :Comparing [[Jim Carrey]] to [[Dario Fo]]! | ||
| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
:''Your minds are opening! Take it home!'' | :''Your minds are opening! Take it home!'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Incest Spuckler]]''' | + | :'''[[Incest Spuckler]]:''' |
:Eating tapas | :Eating tapas | ||
| − | :'''Boy''' | + | :'''Boy:''' |
:Freestyle rap-as. | :Freestyle rap-as. | ||
| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
:Mrs. Skinner is Mame. | :Mrs. Skinner is Mame. | ||
| − | :'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''' | + | :'''[[Agnes Skinner]]:''' |
:''I'll charm the husk right off of your corn!'' | :''I'll charm the husk right off of your corn!'' | ||
| − | :'''Lisa and Kids''' | + | :'''Lisa and Kids:''' |
:We finally experienced cultural things | :We finally experienced cultural things | ||
:And now they don't seem | :And now they don't seem | ||
:So lame! | :So lame! | ||
| − | :'''[[Krusty]]''' | + | :'''[[Krusty]]:''' |
:''What a number! You kids got talent! And I should know, I used to have it.'' | :''What a number! You kids got talent! And I should know, I used to have it.'' | ||
Revision as of 10:31, October 8, 2019
Cultural Things Experience is a song sung by Lisa and Cletus's children in the episode Yokel Chords. The song is a parody of the song "My Favorite Things" from the musical The Sound of Music. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price. It is part of the thirty-seventh track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Lyrics
- Kid:
- These colorful bumps is funny.
- Lisa:
- And guess what? Ben and Ken the Street Magic Men are only the beginning. The city is a treasure trove of culture and multiculture.
- Mistos and lattes and grandes and ventis
- Browsing at bookstores with fat cognoscentis.
- Comic Book Guy:
- Books about Dali, Degas, and Miro,
- Those are the folks that you yokels should know.
- Lisa:
- Pretentious laughs at Bunuel retrospectives
- Outsider art made by mental defectives.
- Jitney Spuckler:
- Enjoying opry that ain't grand or ole.
- Birthday Spuckler:
- Comparing Jim Carrey to Dario Fo!
- Lisa:
- Your minds are opening! Take it home!
- Incest Spuckler:
- Eating tapas
- Boy:
- Freestyle rap-as.
- Lisa:
- Mrs. Skinner is Mame.
- Agnes Skinner:
- I'll charm the husk right off of your corn!
- Lisa and Kids:
- We finally experienced cultural things
- And now they don't seem
- So lame!
- Krusty:
- What a number! You kids got talent! And I should know, I used to have it.
