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:'''Homer's Brain''': A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]'s Brain}} A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
:'''Marge''': Homer would you like some more macaroni and cheese?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer would you like some more macaroni and cheese?
:'''Homer's Brain''': Yeah, a million dollars worth, you treacherous snake woman.
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{{qf|Homer's Brain}} Yeah, a million dollars worth, you treacherous snake woman.
:'''Homer''': No, thank you.
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{{qf|Homer}} No, thank you.
:'''Marge''': Some string beans?
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{{qf|Marge}} Some string beans?
:'''Homer's Brain''': No, I don't want any string beans either, you two-timing, backstabbing--Uh-oh. Better answer.
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{{qf|Homer's Brain}} No, I don't want any string beans either, you two-timing, backstabbing—Uh-oh. Better answer.
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{{qf|Homer}} No, thank you.
:'''Marge''': Some celery with cream cheese on it?
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{{qf|Marge}} Some celery with cream cheese on it?
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{{qf|Homer's Brain}} Just mouth polite nothings.
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:''[Homer and Marge make up at Moe's bar. Last lines of episode.]''
:'''Moe''': Okay, everybody, for the next 15 minutes, ⅓ off on every pitcher!
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{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Okay, everybody, for the next 15 minutes, ⅓ off on every pitcher!
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Latest revision as of 18:05, February 22, 2020


Season 2 Episode Quotes
022 "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"
023
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
"One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish" 024
[Smithers checks on Bart after Mr. Burns hits him.]
Smithers: Uh-oh. I, uh—I think the boy's hurt.
Mr. Burns: Oh, for crying out loud! Just give him a nickel, and let's get going.

Homer's Brain: A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
Marge: Homer would you like some more macaroni and cheese?
Homer's Brain: Yeah, a million dollars worth, you treacherous snake woman.
Homer: No, thank you.
Marge: Some string beans?
Homer's Brain: No, I don't want any string beans either, you two-timing, backstabbing—Uh-oh. Better answer.
Homer: No, thank you.
Marge: Some celery with cream cheese on it?
Homer's Brain: Just mouth polite nothings.
Homer: No, thank you.

[Homer and Marge make up at Moe's bar. Last lines of episode.]
Moe: Okay, everybody, for the next 15 minutes, ⅓ off on every pitcher!
[Barflies cheer and start making large orders.]
Moe: Hey, one per customer. Domestic beer only. Hey, no sharing!
Season 2 Quotes
Bart Gets an "F" Simpson and Delilah Treehouse of Horror Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish Dancin' Homer Dead Putting Society Bart vs. Thanksgiving Bart the Daredevil Itchy & Scratchy & Marge Bart Gets Hit by a Car One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish The Way We Was Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment Principal Charming Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? Bart's Dog Gets an "F" Old Money Brush with Greatness Lisa's Substitute The War of the Simpsons Three Men and a Comic Book Blood Feud