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Any Given Sundance/Quotes

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Season 19 Episode Quotes
417 "Apocalypse Cow"
418
"Any Given Sundance"
"Mona Leaves-a" 419


Lisa: No toupees.
Homer: Whaaat, I'm going for the Shia LaBeouf thing. Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk. Shia LaBeouf!

Homer: I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.

Jim Jarmusch: I can eat a raw onion without crying.
Homer: Oh yeah? Prove it, Hollywood!
[Jim Jarmusch eats an onion and tears up]
Homer: Hey, you're crying!
Jim Jarmusch: Yes, but I'm crying about something else.

Superintendent Chalmers: [about the Springfield Creative Arts School] The whole school is made up of modeling clay! Every afternoon, they re-shape it just to get my goat!

[narration during Nelson's documentary]
Nelson: I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.

Marge: Thank God they're not jeering at us anymore.
Homer: I know. (pause) Kinda miss it.
Bart: I know! We'll be in another movie. And this time we'll act really bad!
Marge: No more Simpsons movies! One was plenty.

Marge: Call me old-fashioned, but I usually don't like movies that humiliate our family in front of the world.

[After seeing Nelson's documentary]
Man: Hey, Nelson! Say something poor!

Homer: Robert Redford? Guess what. A scissor runs through it.
Season 19 Quotes
He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs The Homer of Seville Midnight Towboy I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Treehouse of Horror XVIII Little Orphan Millie Husbands and Knives Funeral for a Fiend Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind E Pluribus Wiggum That '90s Show Love, Springfieldian Style The Debarted Dial "N" for Nerder Smoke on the Daughter Papa Don't Leech Apocalypse Cow Any Given Sundance Mona Leaves-a All About Lisa