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Zero Mile High Club

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Zero Mile High Club
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: The Springfield Jobs
Required characters: Wheels McGrath, Seniors

Zero Mile High Club is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Springfield Jobs content update. It requires Wheels McGrath to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Wheels McGrath's exclamation mark
Grampa - Startled Wheels McGrath! What are you doing in Springfield?
Wheels McGrath Same thing I always do: opening a nightclub in an old abandoned airliner.
Grampa That's the American way: stick with your plan no matter how terrible.
Wheels McGrath I found an old DC8 sitting in the jungle south of Springfield.
Wheels McGrath Now all I have to do is carve a pathway out to it.
Task: "Make Wheels McGrath Machete Around". The job takes 4 hours.
Wheels McGrath There it is. A nice wide jungle path straight to my new nightclub.
Wheels McGrath I love my machete. Keeps me in shape, and my mind sharp. What do you do to stay on edge, Abe?
Grampa Nothin'! My mind's as sharp as the day I... forget who you are.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Wheels McGrath's exclamation mark
Wheels McGrath Almost time to open my jungle airliner nightclub. Let's go over the launch checklist.
Wheels McGrath Pathway cut, check. Band hired, check. Band stiffed out of paychecks, check.
Wheels McGrath Now I just have to get some booze. Only problem is, no money to buy it.
Wheels McGrath Time to use the skills I learned as a world traveler... and raid some hotel room minibars.
Task: "Make Wheels McGrath Raid the Minibars". The job takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Wheels McGrath's exclamation mark
Wheels McGrath Welcome aboard my nightclub airplane, frequent funsters.
Wheels McGrath - Happy Do not check for your nearest exit, because we'll be partying all night.
Wheels McGrath Remember, Federal regulations forbid moping in the lavatories.
Wheels McGrath So start the music, because it's time for you to get as high as your pilot.
Task: "Make Springfielders Put Trays in Party Position" (x3). The jobs take place at The First Class Lounge and take 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Wheels McGrath Party in First Class Cabin". The job takes place at The First Class Lounge and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Wheels McGrath's exclamation mark
Wheels McGrath - Happy What a great night at my airplane nightclub. The only thing that got hijacked was people's bad moods.
Wheels McGrath And their credit card numbers, which I'll be selling to international criminals.
Wiggum The jig is up, McGrath! I'm coming aboard your airplane!
Wiggum Although it's a long climb up those air stairs. Any chance you could come down here?
Wheels McGrath The fuzz! Time to take off -- in my night club airplane!
Task: "Make Wheels McGrath Prepare to Depart". The job takes place at The First Class Lounge and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the concept of the "mile high club", slang for people who have had sex on board an aircraft during flight.