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The Itchy-Est Place on Earth
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The Itchy-Est Place on Earth
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Itchy-Est Place on Earth is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Itchy & Scratchy Land content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
After having Krustyland nuked
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Mr. Meyers, this town desperately needs an amusement park.
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You literally JUST blew up your last one with a hydrogen bomb.
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I have no memory of that. Anyway, we think Itchy and Scratchy would make a wonderful theme.
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We'll give you prime real estate, and free labor from my easily-exploited constituents.
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There's no way the voters would be dumb enough to approve this plan.
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*laughs for twenty minutes*
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Task: "Make Springfielders Petition for a Theme Park" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Hall or Simpson House and take 6 seconds.
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After sending Homer on the job
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I'm being exploited!
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After sending Bart on the job
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Working for free!
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After sending Apu on the job
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On some level, I know this is a bad idea!
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After finishing the task
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What a bunch of idiots.
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They sure are. God, I love them.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 2
After completing Pt. 1
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If we don't build ourselves a new theme park, then the nuclear bombs win!<
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Woo! Pride!
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With this project, we will create hundreds of *cough* *cough* unpaid *cough* backbreaking jobs!
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Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!
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Task: "Place Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate". Task: "Build Bart's Treehouse".
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I now pronounce Itchy & Scratchy Land…open!
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Blow it up!
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No, you idiot! Not for a few years!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Hey, dummy, you opened a park with no rides.
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That's why admission is so cheap, only forty-five dollars!
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At that price, I can afford to take the wife and kids! It's a great time to be a ten-year-old father of two.
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Here comes our first ride now. Look alive, Sky Finger!
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Task: "Place Injury 500". Task: "Move Injury 500 Long Track to Fill Track Gap". Task: "Make Bart Ride Injury 500". The job takes place at Injury 500 and takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Springfielders Staff Rides" (x3). The jobs take place at IS Attractions and take 6 seconds.
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Quest reward: 100/100/100 and 10
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Characters that can do the "Staff Rides" job include:
Homer, Apu, Ned, Cletus, Skinner, Willie, Diane, Itchy, Moe, Marge, Scratchy, Jeremy, June Bellamy, Park Engineer, Tina Ballerina, Ms. Mouse, Squeaky Voice Attendant, and L.T. Smash
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Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Stupid tourists. Hey, idiots, way to come from a place I don't!
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Zip it, Simpson. Those tourists are willing to drop hundreds on cheap, worthless park souvenirs.
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Not if I buy them first!
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Task: "Tap Park Visitors" (x10). Task: "Tap Park Visitors in Other Springfields" (x3).
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Rather than hire teenagers to wear walk-around costumes, we'll use science to actually bring Itchy and Scratchy to life.
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Using this smoky, terrifying machine, Professor Frink can animate cartoon cells into living Itchies and Scratchies.
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But first, perhaps he'd like to issue a dire warning on the dangers of playing God.
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Why? Are you actually going to listen?
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Well, no.
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OH REALLY?! WHAT A STUNNER! LOOK AT ME, I'M STUNNED!
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Just press the big red button and doom us all, already.
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Reward: Itchy
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Hee hee hee! Here, kitty, kitty!
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Aaaaaah!
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Quest reward: 100/100/100 and 10
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Pt. 5
After tapping on Itchy's exclamation mark
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*maniacal laughter* Itchy LOVE stabby!
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The adorable mouse is stabbing everyone in sight!
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What a shock. If only someone had warned us.
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It okay! Me use big needle and thread and sew them up good as new!
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That only works in your stupid, sadistic cartoon, you nutcase!
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Whoa, whoa. “Stupid”? “Nutcase”? For crying out loud…words hurt, lady.
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Task: "Build Nurse's Station". It takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Itchy Threaten Everyone". The job takes 4 hours.
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All dem people good as new! Ready for more stabby!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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No telling what a murder rate of one in three will mean for our “Theme Park Monthly” rating.
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The network is not happy. They're sending one of their top executives to take control.
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We're saved!
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What? Network ratings have been declining for decades. You think a TV exec can fix anything?
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But they are WORLD-CLASS in blame avoidance.
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If there's a scapegoat out there we can pin this whole debacle on, trust me, she'll find it.
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We're saved!
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Task: "Unlock Diane".
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I'm hungry. Assemble a focus group to tell me what I want for lunch.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 7
After tapping on Diane's exclamation mark
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We've got a reanimated nightmare rodent slaughtering at will. How is that playing with the eighteen to forty-nine-year-olds?
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Um… bad?
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Call a town meeting. We have to get ahead of this thing, let the audience know that WE know we've let them down.
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Then, we announce that we’re bringing back “Mabel”, the beloved nineteen-nineties sitcom. Boom! Crisis averted.
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My God, you're wonderful.
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Task: "Make Diane Avoid Blame". The job takes place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Gather for a Meeting" (x5). The jobs take place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate and take 4 hours.
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Itchy, thank you for coming in. Let me say what a huge fan I am.
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Stabby stabby?
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Love it! Listen, how would you like your own one-hour weekday show on my network?
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You'd need to promise to stop the killing. Just until sweeps.
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Can Itchy's bandleader be Chris Daughtry?
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I'll set it up. He's a personal friend.
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Message
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You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep Springfielders working the attractions and collecting from Park Visitors, Act 2 starts soon!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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