Radioactive Man, Man of Radioactivity/Quotes
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- Radioactive Man: Jumpin' jeepers! I don't know how Castro got past our borders—Or how he got so big—Or why my punches can't seem to connect!
- Claude Kane II: What the heck is wrong with Radioactive Man?
- Fallout Boy: I think he's trying to do the twist!
- Gloria Grand: I think he's having a fit!
- Claude Kane III: [thinking] Gee, I hate when dad scowls at me like that! But I must keep up the pretense of being a spoiled rich kid. No one must ever suspect that shallow and insecure Claude Kane III is in reality, the noble and heroic Radioactive Man!
- Gloria Grand: This is amazing, Dr. Kane! These specks—Are they some sort of sub-atomic life form you've discovered?
- Claude Kane II: Ah, that's just dust on the lens, Miss Grand! My assistant forgot to put the slide in!
- Dr. Crab: I'll take care of her, 8-644! Anything further?
- Nickolai: Wal, I dunt unnerstan why TV monitor is needed when you stay in shadow—And why we haff numbers when there is all but two of us—And why--?
- Dr. Crab: That's enough, 8-644!
- Claude Kane III: ...For a moment there, I was afraid Gloria was going to ask if dad ever told me about the birds and the bees! That would have been so embarrassing!
- Fallout Boy: This is about Radioactive Man, isn't it, Dr. Kane? The word around the schoolyard is that he's off his rocker!
- Claude Kane II: I wouldn't put it that way, lad... ...The clinical term is that he went insane!
- Nickolai: You genius, comrade! You brought capitalistic sooper-hero to standstill with illusion maker projector hidden in fashionable hat!
- Dr. Crab: Thanks for nothing, idiot! I wasn't ready to reveal who I am yet!
- Fallout Boy: But, Radioactive Man—How do we find Gloria—Or Dr. Crab, for that matter?!
- Radioactive Man: Patience, little buddy-- --And a little luck!
- Fallout Boy: Right! By the way, Radioactive Man, before we go any further—Can you do me a favor? Stop calling me "little buddy"!
- Dinosaur: In my day, you young whippersnapper, upright humans had respect for their elders! My species would've ruled the world today if it wasn't for a dang-blasted comet... You homo sapiens don't know what it's like to live through an ice age... --Even with my cold blood, I was freezing! Why, back in my day...
