Laughter is the Worst Medicine/Quotes

Quotes

Bart: Homer, I've never been producer of you than I am right now.

Marge: Bart, I wish you wouldn't encourage your father to entter binge-eating contests.

Bart: But his isn't just any eat-a-thon, mom. It's the triple crown!

Marge: Mmmmmmmm.

Bart: It's apple, hot dog and oyster shucking and eating contest.

Marge: Hrmmm. That means I'll be up all night. I know how Homer gets when he eats oysters.

Lisa: How's dad?

Dr. Hibbert: Well, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is the damage to the brain was isolated to a very small area. The bad news is that is seems Homer overloaded the food pleasure center of his brain.

Marge: Which means?

Homer: I'll never enjoy food again.

Lisa, Bart, & Marge: [GASP!]

Marge: Homer, did you want the regular or BBQ pork rinds?

Homer: Whatever.

Lisa: Look on the bright side, mom. Dad is slimming down.

Marge: Every pound he loses tells the whole town that I'm a wife who can't fulfil her husbands's needs. Look at all those judgemental gazes! Agnes Skinner. Helen Lovejoy. Maude Flanders. Maude Flanders?

Ned Flanders: What? Sometimes I like to dress in Maude's clothes to remember her better. There's nothing in the bible against it.

Hyman Krustofsky: So it is true.

Krusty the Clown: Papa!

Hyman Krustofsky: My son, the Doctor! You've made me the happiest Rabbi in all of Springfield and the greater tri-city area.

Krusty: It's just until Dr. Huxtable and Quacky von Malpractice are back on their feet.

Hyman Krustofsky: So if they don't make it, you'll never go back to clowing?

Krusty: I guess not.

Dr. Hibbert: Get him out of here! He was trying to pull the plug on us.

Hyman Krustofsky: It look frayed. I was just checking for faulty wiring.

Dr. Hibbert: Attention everyone! I'm back. And to a lesser extent, so is Dr. Nick.

Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody! All right, that's a little creept.

Dr. Hibbert: See here, we're the real doctors!

Ms. Hoover: Will you two keep it down? We're here to see Krusty. He's a better doctor than the two of you ever were!

Eddie: Yeah, you never even made me giggle once during my colonoscopy!

Dr. Hibbert: I... I guess we're not needed anymore.

Dr. Nick: Bye, everydoy.