- For the James Bond film, see For Your Eyes Only.
| For Your Eyes Only
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For Your Eyes Only is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Secret Agents content update. It requires Stradivarius Cain to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Stradivarius Cain's exclamation mark
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Stradivarius Cain?! You've come to me again! Or am I bleeding into my brain?
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To you I may seem like a hallucination, but trust me, I'm a real person.
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That's exactly what my hallucination would say. Prove that you're real!
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Here's all the drunk-texts you sent me last night.
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Yep, those do sound like me.
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Task: "Make Stradivarius Cain Polish His Golden Gun". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Homer Drunk-Text Celebrities". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes.
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I called Rainier Wolfcastle and he said he's never heard of Stradivarius Cain. Then he said that I should never call him again.
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Stradivarius is my character's name: like McBain is to Rainier.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Stradivarius Cain's exclamation mark
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So what's your real name?
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Stradivarius Cain.
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But you said --
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I never break character: I'm method.
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Didn't you just break character to explain that?
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Umm... Stradivarius Cain will take no further questions!
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| Task: "Make Stradivarius Be the Master of Disguises". The job takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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isa, could you call Daddy's doctor? I've been talking to imaginary people again.
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I told you: just because you imagined me once, doesn't mean I'm not real.
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That's right, Mr. Cain.
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Wait, Lisa, you see him too?! That means...
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I hallucinated Lisa!
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Task: "Make Lisa Roll Her Eyes". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Stradivarius Cain Charm the Ladies". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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First Cain, now Lisa... what's next: leprechauns, mermaids, "Two for One Night" at Moe's? Are all these things fantasies in my head?
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Or maybe... all of your misbegotten adventures and horrible mishaps, where you've never gotten hurt...
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...makes one believe that YOU are imaginary!
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| Task: "Make Homer Do a One Hour Spit Take". The job takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I don't exist: I'm like Donald Trump's social media filter.
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Not existing can be beneficial. You don't pay taxes and you can never get arrested.
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I'd be a tax dodging, law-breaking god!
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I wouldn't go so far as calling yourself--
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I'M A GOD!
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Task: "Make Homer Go on a Drunken Rant". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Stradivarius Cain Call the Cops". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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Alright, Turner and Hooch: it's a night in the drunk tank for you.
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You can't arrest what you can't see. I'm an illuuuuuusion!
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Sorry, Homer, but you're not imaginary: you're flesh and bone... a helluva lot of flesh and a bit of bone.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the James Bond film For Your Eyes Only.
