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Miscellaneous merchandise

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All miscellaneous merchandise.

Baby and toddler

Name Image Description Maker
The Simpsons 100% Latex Pacifier The Simpsons 100% Latex Pacifier.jpg A pacifier, based of the one that Maggie Simpson uses, made from latex and released in 1993. Binky-Griptight
The Simpsons Hard 'N Soft Activity Teething Toy Teething toy.jpg A baby toy for developing hand-eye coordination and teething, released in 1993. Binky-Griptight

Bathroom

Name Image Description Maker
Bart Simpson Bath Soap Bart Simpson bath soap.png Bath soap that was released in 1990. The bottle is shaped like Bart. Unknown

Clothing

Name Image Description Maker
The Simpsons Boys 3 Pack Briefs The Simpsons Boys 3 Pack Briefs.jpg A packet of three briefs for boys featuring characters from The Simpsons. The product is 100% cotton. Unknown
The Simpsons Family Slippers - Homer Family slippers Homer.jpg Slippers in a Homer design. Wynsors World of Shoes
The Simpsons Family Slippers - Bart Family slippers Bart.jpg Slippers in a Bart design. Wynsors World of Shoes
The Simpsons Leather Coat A special leather coat featuring characters from The Simpsons given to guest stars and members of the production team. George Takei and Matt Groening both own one. When Matt Groening guest stars as himself, the character usually wears the coat. Unknown

Electronics

Name Image Description Maker
Bart Simpson LCD TV Bart Simpson LCD.jpg A 15 inch Bart-style LCD TV released by Siemens in 2008. Siemens
Dashboard Homer Dashboard Homer.jpgDashboard Homer Santa.jpg Any Simpsons fan will love this great Dashboard Homer! In true Homer Simpson style, he'll yell various insults in response to your driving. Stop suddenly, pull off too quickly or turn sharply and he'll come out with some hilarious comment sure to have you in hysterics. It will sure take the stress out of your daily commute to work! Comments include: "Yeah yeah, quit your waving. I'll move through the intersection when I'm good and ready. Officer." "Car turning into Krusty Burger. Powerless to resist!" "Your child might be an honours student, but you're a moron!" "What is it? National Stupid Drivers Day?" "Red light turn green....now....now....okay....now.....it worked!" "Why don't you come here and say that, huh? That's what I thought, turn your walker around and hobble away granny!" These comments and more are all available at the touch of a button, which is particularly useful if you want to turn off the motion activated feature. All of them are in the true character voice, so you're sure to be entertained for miles on end. And don't worry, he'll yell loud enough for you to hear over your laughter! The touch button feature also makes Dashboard Homer suitable for your office desk, bedside table or wherever. Wahooo! Dimensions: Height - 15cm. Base Diameter - 7cm. Requires 2 x AAA batteries (included). Includes self-adhesive hook and loop tape for mounting in vehicle. Unknown
Homer Fridge Talking Alarm Clock Homer Fridge Alarm Clock.jpg Alarm clock released around 2007.

Phrases:

  • "Go away I'm eating."
  • "I'm sick of Hoagies. I want a Grinder, a Sub, a foot long Hero. I want to live Marge, won't you let me live, won't you please?"
  • "Mmmm, donuts."
  • "Well today's the day for Homer J."
Unknown
Homer Simpson Animated Beer and Donut Clock Homer Animated Clock.png An animated clock that's arms move to Homer's face, so it looks like he's eating a donut and sipping on the Duff Beer. It first became available on Amazon.com on January 23, 2011. N.J. Croce Company
Homer Talking Bedside Alarm Clock Homer Talking Alarm Clock.jpg Good morning! Rise and hit snooze! Choose your wake up call from 6 different phrases or play them all with this talking bedside alarm clock.

Phrases:

  • "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel."
  • "Maybe I'm just an ordinary blue collar slob, but I know what I like on TV!"
  • "The whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time."
  • "Volunteering is for suckers! Did you know that 'so-called' volunteers don't even get paid?"
Unknown
Homer Talking Door Stopper Homer doorstopper.jpg Sure you could use a rock or a rubber wedge, but why? This talking Homer Door Stopper is a fun way to show off that there's no "stopping" your affliction for Simpsons gear!

Phrases:

  • "Donuts, is there anything they can't do?"
  • "Go away. Eating."
  • "Mmmm, fattening."
Unknown
Keyscaper Simpsons Computer Accessories Nearly all designs come in wired and wireless versions, with the wired keyboards costing $49.99 and the wireless keyboards costing $59.99. They work with both PC and Mac. They requires 2 AAA batteries and is for ages 13+. They measures 18" wide x 6.75" deep x 0.75" thick.

Simpsons wireless mice cost $34.99. As with the keyboards they work on both PC and Mac. It requires an AAA battery and is for ages 13+. It measures 3 3/4" tall by 2 3/4" wide.

Keyscaper

Figures

Name Image Description Maker
Footprints statues Footprints Family.jpgFootprints Homer and Marge.jpgFootprints Soapbox Derby.jpg A series of three Simpsons figure statues. Footprints
Hallmark SDCC 2011 San Diego Comic-Con Exclusive Keepsake Ornament Comic Book Guy CBG Comic-Con Ornament.jpg An exclusive figurine produced by Hallmark Cards for the 2011 San Diego Comic-Con. Hallmark Cards
Homer Simpson BRAINEEZ Talking Figure Braineez.jpg Chat with the Braineez. . .They talk back to you! Here's your chance to talk with the Simpsons face to face. Greet these voice response Simpsons characters and zany conversation ensues. Ask one of four questions and you'll finally get the interaction you've always wanted. It's just as if you're in Springfield Elementary or in the Simpsons living room as the simpsons Braineez entertain and amaze you. Requires 3 AAA Batteries - included! Ages 4 and up. Unknown

Kitchen

Name Image Description Maker
Homer and Santa's Little Helper Beer Mug Homer and Santa's Little Helper Beer Mug.png A beer mug which features Homer and Santa's Little Helper. Homer, wearing a Santa hat, is pouring beer into a red mug while Santa's Little Helper, with reindeer antlers on, watches. Underneath, it says "Cheers!". Unknown

Phone accessories

Name Image Description Maker
The Simpsons Family Photo Cell Phone Cases Family Phone Case.jpg A phone case featuring the Simpson family. Unknown

Pets

Name Image Description Maker
The Simpsons Pet Stuff The Simpsons Pet Stuff.jpg Keep your dog (or favorite human Simpsons fan) entertained for hours with this four pack of vinyl squeaking chew toys officially licensed by TV's "The Simpsons". All in one package you get a toy shaped like giant pacifier (looking like one Maggie sucks on), a toy shaped like a donut with sprinkles (Homer's favorite), a toy shaped like a can of Duff Beer (Homer's favorite brew) and a toy shaped like Grampa Simpson's dentures. Unknown

Stationary

Name Image Description Maker
Bart Simpson Diary Bart Simpson Diary.gif Apart from the cover, the insides contained no Simpsons content whatsoever, with just 150 lined pages. Legends of Entertainment
Maggie Simpson Diary Maggie Simpson Diary.gif Apart from the cover, the insides contained no Simpsons content whatsoever, with just 150 lined pages. Legends of Entertainment
The Simpsons Art Stuff Colouring Set The Simpsons Art Stuff Colouring Set.jpg A coloring set which include eight coloring pages, six coloring pencils and fifteen reusable stickers. Unknown
The Simpsons Creative Stuff Fun Activity Pack The Simpsons Creative Stuff Fun Activity Pack.jpg A stationary set which included an A4 drawing pad, two highlighter pens, a pencil, two stampers, a stamper pad, four pencils, four marker pens, four wax crayons and a sticker sheet. Copwrite Designs
The Simpsons School Kit School Kit.png A The Simpsons stationary set released in 1990. Unknown
The Simpsons School Stuff Pencil Case Set The Simpsons School Stuff Pencil Case Set.jpg A stationary set that consists of a pencil case, ruler, eraser, sharpener and a pencil. Anker Internationell Plc
The Simpsons Talking Pen The Simpsons Talking Pen.jpg A series of pens designed to deliver soundbites from The Simpsons. Pens for Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and Krusty the Clown were released, with each pen delivering five quotes from their respective character. Unknown

Toys

Name Image Description Maker
Bop Bag BopBagHomer.jpgBopBagKrusty.jpg Two Bop Bags, one in the shape of Homer and the other in the shape of Krusty. Unknown
Gumball Homer The Simpsons Gumball Homer.jpg Gumball dispenser. Carousel
Sonric's Toys The Simpsons Sonrics.jpg A series of collectibles inside a box with candies. Available in 90s. Sonric's (PepsiCo)

Other

Name Image Description Maker
The Simpsons Candles & Holders The Simpsons Candles & Holders.jpg A set containing Bart Simpson candles and candle holders. Unknown
The Simpsons fishing lures A series fishing lures. Relic Lures
The Simpsons Junior Golf Package Set Golf set.jpg A golf set featuring Bart. It was first available on Amazon.co.uk on February 8, 2009. The manufacturer reference was SIMPSET9-11. Unknown
The Simpsons Mighty Wallet The Simpsons Mighty Wallet.jpg a tear-resistant, water-resistant, expandable, and recyclable wallet. It features many characters from The Simpsons.[1] The wallet was also featured in the December 2014 Loot Crate.[2] Dynomighty
Sonric's Cups The Simpsons Sonrics Cups.jpg Plastic cups with candies inside. Sonric's (PepsiCo)

See also

References