Grown-Up Halloween

Grown-Up Halloween

Song Information

Singers:	Dan Castellaneta Harry Shearer Hank Azaria Maggie Roswell Tress MacNeille
Characters:	Sideshow Mel Bernice Hibbert Julius Hibbert Krusty Moe Szyslak Sanjay Judge Harm Akira Kurosawa Barney Gumble Luann Van Houten Rainier Wolfcastle Groundskeeper Willie
Appearance(s):	"Halloween of Horror"

Grown-Up Halloween is a song sung by the adults of Springfield about how they celebrate Halloween once the kids have gone to sleep.^[1]

Lyrics

Sideshow Mel:

The children are all sleeping; not one kiddie on the street.

Bernice Hibbert:

The fun's just starting for mommy and daddy.

Sexy tricks,

Bernice and Dr. Hibbert:

And boozy treats.

Krusty:

drunken hobbits hit on slutty crayons,

Policeman dressed as bondage-Frankenstein.

Moe Szyslak:

Your kid's teacher in a steampunk orgy,

Grown-ups become monsters after nine.

All:

It's time for grown-up Halloween,

Close your eyes if you're under 18.

Luann Van Houten:

It's my chance to show ooooobs,

Rainier Wolfcastle:

Live my fantasy,

Groundskeeper Willie:

'Cause tomorrow morning,

All:

We won't remember a thing,

Our lives are awful and dreary,

So tonight we're going way way way way way way way too far,

Hide your kids this cannot be unseen,

It's naked, wasted, grown-up Halloween!