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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Yard Sale 2014 content update

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The Simpsons: Tapped Out's fifty-sixth content update, also known as the Yard Sale 2014 content update was released on July 17, 2014.

Characters

  • Only for players who played the Halloween 2012 content update and already have Mayan Homer, God and Calendar
Image Name Cost Unlock message
Mayan Marge.png Mayan Marge Donut90
or
Mayan Bundle (Donut300)
Tapped Out Mayan Marge New Character.png

Bundles

  • Only for players who didn't play the Halloween 2012 update
Image Name Cost Unlocked Characters/Decorations
Tapped Out Mayan Bundle.png Mayan Bundle Donut300 Mayan Marge
Mayan Homer
Mayan God
Mayan Calendar

Returning items

Several items from several past content updates were re-added in the update.


Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Cool Brown House Tapped Out.png Cool Brown Hose Donut120 Raising Pretentious Kids Cool Homer (needs to complete first part of quest)
Ultrahouse 3000 Tapped Out.png Ultrahouse 2 Donut90 Ignoring the First Rule of Robotics
Tapped Out Helter Shelter.png Helter Shelter Donut45 Providing Basic Necessities

Characters

Image Name Cost Unlock message
80px Mayan Homer Mayan Bundle Tapped Out Mayan Homer New Character.png
Unlock Mayan God.png Mayan God Mayan Bundle Tapped Out Mayan God New Character.png
Tapped Out Cool Homer artwork.png Cool Homer Cool Brown House Tapped Out Cool Homer New Character.png
Tapped Out Gorgeous Grampa artwork.png Gorgeous Grampa Donut75 Tapped Out Gorgeous Grampa New Character.png
Barechested Willie.png Bare Chested Willie Donut60 Tapped Out Bare Chested Willie New Character.png
Tapped Out Ninja Homer artwork.png Ninja Homer Donut100 Tapped Out Ninja Homer New Character.png

Decorations

Decoration Picture Requires
Mr. Sparkle Billboard Tapped Out Mr Sparkle billboard.png Donut30
Practice Snake Ninja Homer Practice Snake.png Donut100
Ice God Icegod.png Donut30
Mayan Calendare Tapped Mayan Calendar.png Donut300

Gameplay

After the player logs in
Bart Not so fast, Dad. You only come into my room to punish me or steal something.
Bart And since I'm still breathing comfortably, empty your pockets.
Homer I just have your practice snake. I'm borrowing" it for this year's yard sale. To sell.
Bart You signed a contract last year that you weren't going to steal my stuff and sell it for profit. It's right here...
Bart ...were'd it go?
Homer I might have stolen and sold it. But it was for a good reason!
Homer I had to buy a black outfit to make it easier to steal and sell your stuff.
Homer But I promise that you will have first dibs at the yard sale to buy back all your stuff.
Homer Unless someone makes me a better offer of any offer or a sandwich.
Message Celebrate the Summer by buying some of the cool stuff you might have missed! Available for a limited time only!

Apocalypse Now, Again? Pt. 1

After tapping on Mayan Marge's exclamation mark
Mayan Marge Where am I? The last thing I remember is slipping at the top of a temple and falling down some stairs. Anyone know what baktun it is?
Mayan Homer It's the anniversary of us Mayans inventing chocolate?
Mayan God THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT IS ABOUT TO END! ...AGAIN!
Mayan God The invention of chocolate anniversary is next month... after the world ends. So cancel your parades.
Mayan Marge But the floats were non-refundable!
Mayan God I could probably be convinced to hold off on all this nasty end of the world business with a human sacrifice.
Mayan Homer Perhaps I can interest you in a coupon for a squishee instead?
Mayan God 5% off? No Deal! Bring me a human sacrifice or I'll destroy the world!
The player receives "Apocalypse Now, Again? Pt. 1" which is to "Make Mayan Homer Look for a Human Sacrifice" and "Make Mayan Marge Look for a Human Sacrifice". It takes 4 hours.
Mayan Marge Any luck Homey?
Mayan Homer No… It turned out that squishee coupon was expired so I had to pay full price.
Mayan Marge I meant with the whole “finding a human that we can ritualistically kill to save the world” thing.
Mayan Homer Aww, two failures in one day? That's not even a new record.
Mayan Homer Three failures!

Apocalypse Now, Again? Pt. 2

After tapping on Mayan Marge's exclamation mark
Mayan Marge So, we still haven't found a human sacrifice and our time is almost up. What are we going to do now?
Mayan Homer Maybe we could just sacrifice Disco Stu again. That seemed to work the last time.
Mayan Marge After you sacrifice someone, Homer, it's pretty hard to sacrifice them again.
Mayan Marge I guess we'll just have to sacrifice...me. Unless you're willing to offer yourself instead?
Mayan Homer Oh, I totally would. It's just that I really wanted to see if the world would end or not. No spoilers!
The player receives "Apocalypse Now, Again? Pt. 2" which is to "Make Mayan Homer Avoid Spoilers", "Place the Mayan Calendar", and "Make Mayan Marge Wait to be Sacrificed". It takes 12 hours.
Lisa Mom, why are you strapped to an ancient calendar in the middle of Springfield? And why are you wearing that skimpy outfit?
Mayan Homer She's appealing to the 18 to 35 male demographic. You'll learn about that when Halloween stops being about candy and starts being about eye candy.
Mayan Marge Actually, sweetheart. I'm trying to save the world from the terrible wrath of the Mayan God by offering myself up as a human sacrifice.
Lisa You can't sacrifice yourself! Who will be at home sacrificing their happiness for the children's?
Mayan Homer I'm right here, Lisa.
Lisa I was including you with the children.

Apocalypse Now, Again? Pt. 3

After tapping on Mayan Stone God's exclamation mark
Mayan God I have arrived to accept the human sacrifice!
Lisa Isn't there anything else we can do?
Mayan God NO! Only a human sacrifice will do. Or a brief, anticlimactic dance.
Mayan Marge Hey! You didn't say that before.
Mayan God I'm pretty sure I did. I would remember -- I'm a god.
The player receives "Apocalypse Now, Again? Pt. 3" which is to "Make Mayan Marge Perform an Ancient Dance with Mayan Homer". It takes 8 hours.
Mayan Marge We're saved! The world isn't going to end!
Mayan Homer I knew we could do it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go cancel an order for some inflammatory skywriting.
Mayan God Well, I guess I'll see you guys later.
Mayan God Unless you guys want to hang out. My schedule just cleared up.
Mayan Homer Um... I think we're good. Maybe next baktun.

See also

References