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Mass Historia! is a Simpsons Comics story that appears in Simpsons Comics #200.
Synopsis
- "It's a supersized story about the bicentennial celebration of the history of Springfield. Witness the heretofore untold and influential past of the town that's affectionately become known as "America's crudbucket," and find out from tales of its fantastic forefathers to its civil war to its fight for civil rights why the worst city in the country is also its funniest!"
Plot
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Lisa's class do a feel trp to the
Springfield Town Hall when the mayor spends the tax money on indoor polo match with Springfield's richest citizens. Lisa sends a tweets about what she saw and immediately is an angry mob who are angry over what they have read about has done with their tax money. Quimby rationalize that they are preparing a party for the city's 200 anniversary. Lisa points out that it would be celebrated in 1996. Quimby tell then that at they was then busy with the
Independence Day. The residents stop being angry at Quimby and the feast starting to prepared. Springfield celebrates their 200 anniversary and Lisa want something educated at the anniversary and get
Comic Book Guy to read a story about how America's forefathers visited Springfield. In his stories,
Benjamin Franklin becomes superhero and saves
George Washington from the English. Lisa gets mad at Comic Book Guy for his story is not true and she reads a story she has from
Springfield Historical Society. Her story is about two twin sisters who fought on opposite sides of the Civil War because they lived in a house on the border between northern and southern border and both were called on either side. The sisters began fighting and after they lost their uniform prompting the soldiers at they are women and they ended the war for they did not want the fight for them.
Lisa tell then a new history of the great depression. It's about a father and son who were hungry and dressed up as bears to steal people's picnic baskets. In the woods stell his father steal a picnic baskets after his son pushes him away with a slingshot and he hits (Teddy Roosevelt) which is in the woods with a photographer. The Son comes to Teddy and asks if he has seeing his father. Teddy thinks that the boy is a talking bear and hugs him when the photographer take a picture which was insperationen of the Teddy Bear. His father was sent to the White House as a carpet. Professor Frink tell a story about his grandfather met the Wright Bothers. Frinks grandfather submitted his bike to the brothers bicycle repair and accidentally activate his wings. The brothers begin to fly with the bike which gave them the idea for the airplane. Edna tell then about how women got the right to vote. The Female were angry over the men voted for "Women wear silly hats day" and visited the mayor and told him that they tell all the mens dirty secrets public unless they get the right to vote, that made them right to vote. Milo tell then about how the creators of Superman visited The Apothecary's Drugstore and they talked about their plans which they will present for the publisher to the waiter who told what he thinks about it and made them change Superman's character, the waiter discovered it serval years later what he had done and told it for Matt Groening when he drove the taxi, he then gave Groening the idea for Futurama. The horses from the polo comes to the party and are angry and hunting the human away from the town 100 years makers Springfield their 300 years and all the inhabitants of the city is half horse.
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