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Hotfoot in the Park/Quotes

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Bart: One ticket, my good man!
Raphael: That'll be five bucks, sport!
Bart: Nope, it's free! I have a coupon!
Raphael: Sorry, pally, check the fine print! This is valid only in Radioactive Man's hometown of Zenith City!
Bart: Zenith City? But that's like Metropolis, Gotham City, or Toronto. it doesn't really exist!
Raphael: A comic book ad lying to akid? I'll call Ripley's!

Milhouse: Wow, Bart, a Comic Book store in your own backyard! How's it working out?
Bart: Well, so far no comic fan has been fit enough to climb up to it. And there are the occasional acts of nature.

Martin: Mrs. Krabappel, Principal Skinner? You're working here?
Edna: Lisa offered us part-time work. With recent cutbacks to teacher's salaries I need a second job to make ends meet.
Principal Skinner: And i need the money to buy shoes because mother won't raise my allowance.

Barney: Mayor Quimby?
Mayor Quimby: What?! Is my wife here?
Barney: We want a real fire department.
Moe: Yeah, not just some pretty boys.
Homer: Moe, we need more lighter fluid over here!
Mayor Quimby: Er... ah... not a pretty boy. How about that homely fellow?
Homer: Me?
Mayor Quimby: Yes, maybe it's the eight martinis talking and me wanting to get back to my floozzy, but I'm making you Springfield's new fire chief!
Homer: Wow! Me in charge of fire safety!

Bart: You gave the fair to Ralph? Is that good idea? I mean he spelled his own name wrong on the sign!
Lisa: The rides were all ruined anway, and it made him so happy.