Hotfoot in the Park/Quotes
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- Bart: One ticket, my good man!
- Raphael: That'll be five bucks, sport!
- Bart: Nope, it's free! I have a coupon!
- Raphael: Sorry, pally, check the fine print! This is valid only in Radioactive Man's hometown of Zenith City!
- Bart: Zenith City? But that's like Metropolis, Gotham City, or Toronto. it doesn't really exist!
- Raphael: A comic book ad lying to a kid? I'll call Ripley's!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Wow, Bart, a comic book store in your own backyard! How's it working out?
- Bart: Well, so far no comic fan has been fit enough to climb up to it. And there are the occasional acts of nature.
- Martin Prince: Mrs. Krabappel, Principal Skinner? You're working here?
- Edna Krabappel: Lisa offered us part-time work. With recent cutbacks to teacher's salaries I need a second job to make ends meet.
- Principal Skinner: And I need the money to buy shoes because mother won't raise my allowance.
- Barney Gumble: Mayor Quimby?
- Mayor Quimby: What?! Is my wife here?
- Barney: We want a real fire department.
- Moe Szyslak: Yeah, not just some pretty boys.
- Homer: Moe, we need more lighter fluid over here!
- Mayor Quimby: Er... ah... not a pretty boy. How about that homely fellow?
- Homer: Me?
- Mayor Quimby: Yes, maybe it's the eight martinis talking and me wanting to get back to my floozzy, but I'm making you Springfield's new fire chief!
- Homer: Wow! Me in charge of fire safety!
- Bart: You gave the fair to Ralph? Is that good idea? I mean he spelled his own name wrong on the sign!
- Lisa: The rides were all ruined anway, and it made him so happy.
