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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Money Mountain content update

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"Money Mountain"
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Money Mountain content update was released on May 6, 2015, adding one new decoration and one new costume.
This update was released in the same update as the Level 52 content update.

The Money Mountain Guide.

Characters

Costumes

Image Character or Skin Unlock Message Notes
Tapped Out Monty Moneybags.png Monty Moneybags Tapped Out Monty Moneybags Unlock.png Unlocked upon reaching Level 11 on Money Mountain.

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Money Mountain 0.png Money Mountain Cash5,000 Requires "Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 1" to be started.
Unlocks Monty Moneybags upon reaching Level 11.

Conform-o-meter impact

Building or Item Rating Points
Money Mountain Vanity 420

Gameplay

Rolling in It

Requires Level 25 and Executive Lackey Pt. 8 completed.

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Smithers What's wrong, sir? You've hardly touched your Dodo egg. And instead of saying “Excellent,” you keep muttering “Above Average.”
Mr. Burns Have I? I'm sorry -- I've just felt so bored lately.
Mr. Burns It's been so long since I've had a real challenge, or even a worthy nemesis. A Roosevelt or a Carnegie or any of the Temples. Shirley or Grandin.
Smithers I can't stand to see you this way, sir. I know what might cheer you up -- we could give away scholarships to orphans for made-up colleges.
Mr. Burns We did that last week, and it backfired. Who knew there was a Bard College?
Smithers We could unfreeze Walt Disney and show him the state of animation now.
Mr. Burns No, he turned to goo when the power went out last week.
Smithers Maybe you'd like to fire an employee for no reason? That always seems to cheer you up.
Mr. Burns You there! Do you work for me? Say yes and I'll fire you. Say no and I'll have security throw you off the premises.
Homer Woohoo – half-day!
Mr. Burns That wasn't satisfying at all!
Mr. Burns Perhaps I can get some ideas from my fellow 1% of the 1%...
Task: Make Homer Enjoy His "Day Off" (4h, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Mr. Burns Peruse the Latest Issue of 'Snobby Hobbies' (4h, Control Building)
Mr. Burns Private jets? Super PACs? Ski chalets? Blood diamonds?
Mr. Burns Bah! I'd rather throw my money away than waste it on such frivolities.
Mr. Burns That's it!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Ain't No Mountain High Enough

Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 1

After Completing Rolling in It:
Lisa Mr. Burns, I believe I've got the perfect project to spend your money on.
Mr. Burns Oh, too late, little girl – I've already found a project of my own.
Mr. Burns Do you know those science fair projects where children build a paper-mache volcano?
Lisa You're investing in children's science fairs?
Mr. Burns Let me start again. You know that song that goes "Ain't No Mountain High Enough...”?
Lisa Environmental activism? A center for the performing arts?
Mr. Burns I'm building a mountain out of money. Maybe I should have just come out and said it from the start.
Lisa So instead of using your vast wealth to improve society or invest in our future, you're just going to… pile it?
Mr. Burns Now you've got it! And I was worried you wouldn't understand.
Task: Make Lisa Sulk (1h, Simpson Home)
Task: Build Money Mountain
Tapped Out Money Mountain 0.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 2

After Completing Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 1:
Mr. Burns Hmm, this is a little disappointing. Truth be told, my mountain looks more like a mole hill.
Smithers Excellent wordplay, sir.
Mr. Burns Don't be a yes man, Smithers. I don't need another yes man on the payroll. Do you understand?
Smithers …no?
Mr. Burns Imbecile! I need to figure out what my mountain of money is missing.
Mr. Burns Ah, of course. The money!
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 10,000 Money (Money Mountain)
Tapped Out Money Mountain Guide.png300px
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 2.pngTapped Out Money Mountain 1.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 3

After Completing Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 2:
Mr. Burns Bah! Look at that pitiful piling! Calling that a mountain is like calling any music made after 1790 music.
Smithers Well, the manual indicates that there are eleven levels of upgrades available for your money mountain.
Smithers Coming in at a staggering-to-most-but-not-to-you-sir total cost of $5,500,000.
Lisa $5,500,000?! Just think of all the poor people you could feed with that money!
Mr. Burns Little girl, you could have a career in comedy. Assuming you grow up to be a man and Jewish.
Mr. Burns Also, I'm one of the richest men in the world. Why is a little girl always in my office?
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 15,000 Money (Money Mountain)
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 3.pngTapped Out Money Mountain 2.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 4

After Completing Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 3:

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

Kent Brockman, reporting live from what many have dubbed Mount Money, others Mt. Money.

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

Which I'm now being told is an abbreviation for the word mountain. More on that at 11.
Mr. Burns Are we actually live?

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

No, that's just something reporters say. Although I wouldn't take my word for it. I'm a pretty shoddy reporter.

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

I've just been told that we are indeed live. So, Mr. Burns, why pile money?
Mr. Burns Why not?

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

Asked and answered. Did you ever consider doing something else with your money, like investing in real estate?
Mr. Burns I figured I would cut out the middleman. Why use money to buy real estate when money can be real estate?

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

Makes sense to this reporter.
Mr. Burns If you'll excuse me, it's time to contribute the contents of my piggy bank to this noble endeavor.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 25,000 Money (Money Mountain)
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 4.pngTapped Out Money Mountain 3.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 5

After Completing Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 4:
Wolfcastle Mr. Burns, I vould like to secure ze film rights to your money mountain.
Mr. Burns Intriguing. I've never been one to trust the followers of Edison but I hear moving pictures are an up and coming industry.
Mr. Burns What would this talkie be called?
Wolfcastle This Mountain Is Made of Money and I Have a Gun.
Wolfcastle It's a prequel to This Ocean Is Made of Quarters and I Have a Harpoon Gun.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 50,000 Money (Money Mountain)
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 5.pngTapped Out Money Mountain 4.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 6

After Completing Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 5:
Quimby Mr. Burns, I just learned of your, er, unique construction project. And I'm here to collect the city's landmark fee.
Mr. Burns My money mountain is its own jurisdiction. It even has its own zip code -- $$$$$.
Quimby In that case, there is an out-of-jurisdiction landmark fee. To be paid to the nearest jurisdiction that has no legal authority to collect fees from your landmark.
Mr. Burns How do you sleep at night?
Quimby Same way you do, on a pile of money.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 100,000 Money (Money Mountain)
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 6.pngTapped Out Money Mountain 5.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 7

After Completing Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 6:
Homer I'm sorry to bother you Mr. Burns, but I can't but help notice all the money you've added to the money mountain.
Mr. Burns It's starting to look quite majestic, isn't it?
Homer Yes, but the thing is... it's been quite a while since I got a raise. Three years ago to be exact.
Homer I know because it was the day before that giant meltdown I caused. I mean… did not prevent.
Homer Well, I ... er... was hoping maybe I could maybe have one now?
Mr. Burns Do I look like I'm made of money?!
Homer No. But that money mountain of yours is. Maybe I could just take a few spare bills from the money eagle's nest?
Mr. Burns If I let you do that, where would I point to when making a joke about nest eggs?
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 300,000 Money (Money Mountain)
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 7.pngTapped Out Money Mountain 6.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 8

After Completing Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 7:
Rev. Lovejoy Mr. Burns, I've come here to humbly request you tear down this false idol before you invoke the wrath of an angry, righteous God.
Mr. Burns Not even your puny God can stop me! This mountain will block out the sun!
Mr. Burns That sounds strangely familiar.
Rev. Lovejoy I know a story of another soaring tribute to man's hubris. One that God tore asunder.
Rev. Lovejoy The Shelbyville Aquarium. Mankind was never meant to walk below water.
Rev. Lovejoy Just walk through it while parted, and maybe walk on it.
Mr. Burns Well I have something every aquarium in this nation lacks -- MONEY!
Rev. Lovejoy Perhaps you could donate just a little of it to the church. It'd be nice to replace those hymnals with something a little less pro-apartheid.
Mr. Burns I think instead I'll just build a church of my own on top of Mt. Money. A wealthier church that worships at the altar of Monty Burns!
Rev. Lovejoy In that case... are you looking for a minister? I come with or without a family.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 500,000 Money (Money Mountain)
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 8.pngTapped Out Money Mountain 7.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 9

After Completing Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 8:
Mr. Burns Smithers, hand me another sack with a dollar sign on it. This mountain's still not tall enough.
Smithers Sir, we're running dangerously low. On both sacks and the money within them.
Mr. Burns I suppose I can launder the sacks, but the money is a more serious problem.
Smithers Mt. Money has pushed you into the red.
Smithers The power plant is in shambles, and the employees haven't been paid in weeks!
Mr. Burns We were paying them?!
Smithers Rolling blackouts are affecting the whole town. Your hoarding of currency has sent the stock market into a tailspin.
Smithers And no one's been home to feed your chinchilla for weeks!
Mr. Burns We were feeding him?!
Smithers Sir, you're becoming obsessed.
Mr. Burns Was Howard Hughes obsessed? Was Ahab obsessed? Was John Hinckley obsessed?
Smithers …yes?
Mr. Burns What did I tell you about being a yes man? Get out of my sight!
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 750,000 Money (Money Mountain)
Task: Make Smithers Wander Aimlessly (24h, Control Building)
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 9.pngTapped Out Money Mountain 8.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 10

After Completing Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 9:
Lisa Mr. Burns, you've got to stop. Not just for the town, but for yourself.
Mr. Burns How can I stop when I'm so close!?!
Lisa Have you heard the story of Icarus?
Mr. Burns No, but I'll pay you 20 bucks to not tell it to me.
Lisa Deal.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 1,250,000 Money (Money Mountain)
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 10.pngTapped Out Money Mountain 9.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 11

After Completing Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 10:
Krusty Hey hey! This mountain has more dead presidents on it than Mt. Rushmore!
Krusty What you need is a living celebrity's face on it to make it stand out. May I humbly suggest my own?
Snake I'm conducting a neighborhood survey. What hours of the night would you say you sleep the heaviest?
Hans Moleman This doesn't look like the hospital. Can you fix my blood?
Mr. Burns Stop, stop, all of you stop! I refuse to be distracted when I'm so close! One last dump truck of money is all I need!
Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 2,500,000 Money (Money Mountain)
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 11.pngTapped Out Money Mountain 10.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Mr. Moneybags

Mr. Moneybags Pt. 1

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns Ah, my mountain is finally finished. Take that, Crazy Horse Memorial!
Mr. Burns Smithers, did you come back to grovel?
Smithers Absolutely, sir. Would you prefer on my knees or on my belly?
Mr. Burns Is there any option that's even lower?
Smithers I could dig a hole and grovel in IT?
Mr. Burns Excellent!
Smithers Now that you've finished Mt. Money, would you like me to invite the town so they can bask in its glory, and you can bask in their jealousy?
Mr. Burns No, Smithers. All these people bothering me on my mountain...
Mr. Burns “Please don't build it.” “Please give me money.” “Please stop throwing rocks at my son.” I'm sick of them.
Mr. Burns Instead Monty Moneybags wishes to explore his mountain alone.
Mr. Burns I'm Monty Moneybags, in case you didn't follow.
Smithers Perhaps I should come with you, sir. If you find yourself in distress, you can eat me.
System Message You'll find the Monty Moneybags outfit in your inventory!
300pxTapped Out Monty Moneybags Unlock.png
Task: Make Monty Moneybags Mount the Money Mountain (24h, Money Mountain)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Mr. Moneybags Pt. 2

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Monty Moneybags A glorious hike! It's even more majestic than I imagined.
Smithers Sir, this drinking water you brought has left me a little woozy.
Monty Moneybags Drinking water? What kind of third world peasant do you mistake me for?
Monty Moneybags That's 100 proof Russian vodka distilled by Putin himself.
Smithers But I've drunk *hic* nearly the entire bottle!
Monty Moneybags You simpleton! How could you not realize it was vodka?
Smithers You made me plug my *hic* nose so I wouldn't smell the air of wealth.
Monty Moneybags Well I can't have you drunkenly embarrassing me in front of my mountain. Go walk it off!
Monty Moneybags And leave the bottle.
Task: Make Monty Moneybags Celebrate Atop the Mountain (4h, Money Mountain)
Make Smithers Become a Hideous Drunken Wreck (12h, Homes)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Mr. Moneybags Pt. 3

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Monty Moneybags This is truly a monument fit for a king. Or our American equivalent of a king: a ridiculously rich businessman.
Monty Moneybags Now to frolic in these piles of money like the villainous Von Trapp family...
Monty Moneybags ...before they ran out on a much-anticipated concert that some of us spent weeks camping out for tickets to.
Task: Make Monty Moneybags Frolic in Currency (12h, Money Mountain)
Monty Moneybags If it wasn't for my crippling joint pain, worldly cynicism, and titanium hip, I'd feel like a kid again.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Mr. Moneybags Pt. 4

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Monty Moneybags There's an entrance to the Caverns of Cash!
Monty Moneybags I nearly forgot I put that here.
Monty Moneybags I wonder if there's anything valuable inside. Other than, obviously, the walls and floors and ceiling of cash.
Task: Make Monty Moneybags Explore the Caverns of Cash (1h, Money Mountain)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Money Mountain Level Up

The following are tables indicating the jobs used by Mr. Burns to Spend Money on the Money Mountain, their duration, how much money they cost and add to the Money Mountain and how much rushing them costs.

Jobs to Spend Money on the Money Mountain

Empty Pockets onto Mountain

Level Time Money
1 10m Cash1,000
2 30m Cash1,500
3 Cash2,500
4 Cash5,000
5 Cash25,000
6-9 Cash50,000
10-11 3h Cash125,000

Shovel Money onto Mountain

Level Time Money
6 6h Cash50,000
7-9 2h Cash100,000
10-11 10h Cash250,000

Dump Truckloads of Money onto Mountain

Level Time Money
8-9 10h Cash250,000
10-11 32h Cash500,000

Level Up cost

Level Money Total Rush
1 - - -
2 Cash10,000 Cash10,000 Donut40
3 Cash15,000 Cash25,000 Donut60
4 Cash25,000 Cash50,000 Donut100
5 Cash50,000 Cash100,000 Donut200
6 Cash100,000 Cash200,000 Donut250
7 Cash300,000 Cash500,000 Donut300
8 Cash500,000 Cash1,000,000 Donut350
9 Cash750,000 Cash1,750,000 Donut400
Smithers' Job: Donut12
10 Cash1,250,000 Cash3,000,000 Donut450
11 Cash2,500,000 Cash5,500,000 Donut500

Other changes

May 6, 7 and 8 updates (v4_14_LunchladyDora)

  • (v4_14_LunchladyDora_Patch1_Prelaunch)
  • (v4_14_MoneyMountainTerwilligers)
  • (v4_14_LunchladyDora_Patch2_Postlaunch)
  • (v4_14_LunchladyDora_Patch3_Postlaunch)

Sources