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131 "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily"
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- Lisa: Mom! You mother us too much!
- Marge: Enjoy it while you can kids! Because when you are grown up and I am dead, you will have no one to look after you!
- Bart and Lisa depart for school. Homer enters living room.
- Homer: Marge! A spider got near the car keys!
- Marge: You did the right thing in coming to me, Homie.
- Homer:: Papa Bear has a present for his Mama Bear.
- Springfield Elementary. Miss Krabappel's class is having their picture taken.
- Edna Krabappel: Children, stop fidgeting! Bart Simpson, why are you scratching so much? Oh my goodness, you have head lice! How could this have happened?
- Flashback to Van Houten residence. A monkey is atop Bart's head.
- Milhouse: We found him asleep inside a wicker basket we bought at Pier One!
- Springfield Elementary.
- Bart{talking to himself}: Hey, how come I got lice and nothing bad happened to Milhouse?
- Milhouse has the chills, indicating he is sick and has a fever.
- Milhouse [talking to himself while shivering]: So cold...so very cold.
- Maud Flanders: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to do.
- Ned Flanders: [Upon learning that the Simpsons children were not baptized] Until this I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less-hellbound family.
- Marge:"I miss how Bart would say something and end with Dude."
- Bart:"Here you go, Todd, the city edition."
- Ned Flanders:"The bridal feast of Bethchedruharrezeb?"
- Lisa:"Everything has a Pat Booneish Quality."
- Maude Flanders: Come on Bart, your younger sister is not complaining.
- Bart: The only reason Maggie is not complaining is because she cannot talk!
- Maggie removes her pacifier.
- Maggie: Daddily doodily!
- Marge: The only thing I am high on is love! Love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little L.S.D. is all I need!
- Homer is shocked by what Marge unitentionally said and ushers her out.
- Homer: Come on Marge, let us get out of here before they change their minds about us!