Wikisimpsons:Featured comics quotes/Past Nominations 1

Passed

Everybody Really Hates Bart

"Bart, you are denser than osmium."

―Lisa

"Meh. I can't be offended by what I don't understand."

―Bart

A short and "self-contained" quote, and a nice bit of word-sparring between Bart and Lisa. -- Mythigator 09:06, 3 August 2012 (EDT)

Support (3)

1. --Cook879 15:31, 30 November 2012 (EST)
2. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 13:59, 1 January 2013 (EST)
3. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 02:10, 2 January 2013 (EST)

Homer Simpson: Canine Decoder

"I'm worried about how aggressive he's getting. We may have to kennel him until we find out what's wrong."

―Marge

"Which one? Homer or Santa's Little Helper?"

―Bart

Another nice self-contained quote; captures Marge's worrying tendencies, Homer's occasional brutishness, and Bart's brattiness. -- Mythigator 09:22, 20 November 2012 (EST)

Support (5)

1. --Cook879 15:31, 30 November 2012 (EST)
2. Funny quote! ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 16:03, 30 November 2012 (EST)
3. AleWi, why do you bother? --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 17:36, 30 November 2012 (EST)
4. Slim pickings this time around. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 22:13, 30 November 2012 (EST)
5. You might even say it's "doggone" good. --Will Kilgour (talk) 05:09, 1 December 2012 (EST)

Free Range

"Jimbo, do you and your friend like wieners?"

―Carol Jones

"Yeah, Mom. And if you wanna call 'em hot dogs next time, that's cool, too."

―Jimbo Jones

A nice bit of wordplay, and involving characters who don't get much "face time" in our featured content. -- Mythigator 09:35, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

Support (1)

1. I really liked this comic for giving Dolph more face time. And for not making Carol a prostitute. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 00:21, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

Bartman Beyond

"Chief Wiggum, you've failed the city you swore to protect!"

―Sideshow Bob, masquerading as Bartman from the future

"Now see here! I didn't swear to any such thing. And if I did, it was just an empty promise!"

―Chief Wiggum

I like this one, it's classic Wiggum. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 00:21, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

Support (2)

1. Nnnniiiiiicccccceeeeeeeeee!!! Definitely a classic Clancy quote. -- Mythigator 09:30, 29 September 2012 (EDT)
2. --Cook879 10:30, 1 October 2012 (EDT)

Freezer Burns

"Know that these "rolling freeze-outs" are largely the result of a power plant mismanagement..."

―Mr. Burns

"This won't stand! My dad works at that plant, and he'll do something!"

―Bart

"...caused by an employee in Sector 7G who hasn't been to work because he didn't want to get out of bed this week."

―Mr. Burns

"Never mind."

―Bart

This quote is quite long, but also good. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 12:11, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

Support (2)

1. WebkinzMania 13:23, 28 May 2012 (EDT)
2. On the longish side, but the payoff is worth waiting for. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

Comments

• This is about as long as a quote can get and still work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

"The Exorsister!"

"Mom, can I be a Ninja Assassin when I grow up?"

―Bart Simpson /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

Support (2)

1. Yep. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 14:48, 28 May 2012 (EDT)
2. --Cook879 17:56, 27 July 2012 (EDT)
3. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 13:34, 28 July 2012 (EDT)

Bring Your Parents to School Day

"Help, Bart! Help! I'm stuck, and I have to go to the little boys' room!"

―Homer

A funny quote from the Quotes tab! ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 12:32, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

Support (2)

1. WebkinzMania 13:23, 28 May 2012 (EDT)
2. Suppose it's good. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 12:06, 31 May 2012 (EDT)