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Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart/Quotes

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Season 23 Episode Quotes
500 "At Long Last Leave"
501
"Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart"
"How I Wet Your Mother" 502


Lisa: It's time to start your annual mad dash around town to get her a present that's not completely insulting.

Bart: [referring to Swapper Jack's] It's like going to Hawaii without the murderous locals!

Nelson: [holding a ciggarette] You sell ciggaretes to kids.

Apu: I have also considered you cash given cows to be my friends.

Apu: Convienence forever! Freshness never!

Paula Paul: Y'know, while I was signing this for your wife, I just cook up... [Homer pants excitedly] ...a great idea!
Homer: [slightly sadly] Oh.

Bart: [referring to his present] Open mine, quick, before it suffocates!

Homer: A pity kiss?! THAT TEARS IT!

Homer: [checking the phone wire] Normal, normal, normal, normal, nor— UNCHARACTERISTIC!

Homer: Awww. I mean, RAARRGH!

Homer: No, Homer, you can't strangle a boy on his mother's birthday. Juries hate that.

Homer: [lying in rabbit cage] This isn't comfortable at all. I don't see how a rabbit could possibly— [snores]

Moe: Woh, woh, woh, woh. There's a white wine? And, what, and a Swiss cheese? And... a peanut butter? And a potato chip? And toilet paper? W-Wh-What?!

Shepard Fairey: Hold it right there!
Bart: The jerk in the glasses did everything!

Bart: Hey, I got an "F" in art. Mainly so it would say "Fart" on my report card.

Bart: ...he might realize Mr. Fatso is him.
Homer: What the?
Homer's brain: You idiot. Mr. Fatso is you!
Homer: What? No! It can't be!
Homer's brain: That's right, numbskull. You're son's made a foll of you in front of the whole town!
Homer: Shut up! I'll fix you! [drinks a can of Duff]
Homer's brain: Well, I'll fix you! Go drive a car!
Homer: Yes, master. Here car, here boy!

Bart: I wanna show you how I feel. And they a say a picture's worth a thousand words. [graffitis "I'm sorry" on the bonnet of Homer's car]
Homer: [sadly] You just ruined my car!
Bart: Correction: it's worth ten times as much.
Homer: $500?! Woohoo!

Charles Montgomery Burns: ..now, if I can get my $3,000,000 dollars dack?
Ron English: No refunds [points at no refunds sign]
Waylon Smithers: But he just said that the show was a sham.
Ron English: Oh, it is, and I'm just a guy sitting at a table. The only thing that's real, is a sign that says "no refunds".

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