Three Gays of the Condo/Quotes
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- Lisa: I wonder what Mom came up with for this week's Family Wednesday?
- Homer: I hope it's as fun as Pictionary was last week!
- Bart: Dad, we weren't playing Pictionary. That was an intervention to stop your drinking.
- Marge: The box says it's the perfect way to spend a day. And why would a box lie to a person? (she empties the puzzle onto the floor) The first step is the funnest - turning all the pieces face-up.
- Bart: Go crazy, dorks! I got better things to do. (he opens the door and Milhouse is there)
- Milhouse: (holding a rock tumbler) Hey, Bart! I fixed my rock tumbler! What do you say we turn this baby lose on some feldspar?
- Bart: (closing the door on Milhouse) I'm in.
- Homer: (playing an arcade game while drunk) Marge, I need both hands for this game. Can you feed me nachos while I play?
- Marge: Why don't you stop playing?
- Homer: Tell that to the brave crew of the "S.S. Triangle"! (he is playing Asteroids) Evil rocks... take that!
- Marge: Homer, I really don't want to feed you.
- Homer: Come on! You're always saying we should do things as a couple.
- Ned Flanders: Ooh... that's quite a thingama-jigsaw! But, it looks like your missing a piece.
- Homer: Looks like you're missing a wife.
- Flanders: Heh-heh-heh. I walked right into that one.
- Marge: I can't believe our family finished a project this complicated.
- Homer: It's the only worthwhile thing I've ever made that wasn't Lisa. (Maggie gives him a dirty look) Prove me wrong, Silent Bob!
- Homer: Oh, so you don't like it when I drink? What other secrets have you been hoarding to use against me?
- Marge: Homer, let it go! It's not always going to be perfect. We've been married for ten years.
- Homer: Oh, I didn't realize you had been counting the years! Is it that horrible living with me?!
- Marge: Well, this morning isn't a barrel of laughs!
- Homer: It is to me! Marge, I can't live like this! I'm tired of walking around on eggshells!
- Marge: Maybe if you didn't throw them on the floor!
- Homer: (standing on scattered eggshells) Now you're just making up rules! Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?
- Lisa: Dad, where are you going?
- Homer: Kids, sometimes when a daddy learns that a mommy always hated him, he needs some time away to think.
- Bart: But, you're not going to get divorced like Milhouse's parents, are you?
- Homer: Oh-ho, no. This is nothing like Milhouse's parents. Now, if you need me, I'll be staying with Milhouse's father.
- Homer: Are you trying to tell me that you guys are those guys that like guys?
- Grady: That's right, Homer. We're gay!
- Homer: You are? Hmm... Which will win out? My old-fashioned prejudices or the fact that I've already mixed my laundry with yours?
- Julio: Uch. Where'd you buy this? From the guy at the exit ramp? This is disgusting!
- Homer: Calm down "Picky Ricardo". He made us a great breakfast, and you're just riding his butt... and not in the good way.
- Julio: Grady, are jou sure jou want to live with him?
- Grady: It's either him or that girl who put "Mother Earth" as a reference. And with a male roommate, we can walk around naked.
- Homer: Way ahead of you! (he drops his robe and exits)
- Lisa: Mom, I know dad cares about you, but his feelings are really hurt. Why don't you just say you're sorry?
- Marge: Lisa, marriage is a beautiful thing, but it's also a constant battle for moral superiority. So I can't apologize.
- Bart: Couldn't you just say you're sorry and not mean it? I do it all the time! I don't think I've ever meant it.
- Marge: Bart, that's not right!
- Bart: (apologetically) Sorry, mom. (snapping his fingers) See, it's that easy.
