First Church of Springfield marquee
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The First Church of Springfield Marquees is a running gag in The Simpsons. The marquee changes to a usually funny sentence, phrase or topic.
List of marquees
| Season | Episode number | Episode name | Marquee | Note | Picture |
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| 2 | 26 | "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment" | God, The Original Love Connection | 
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| 2 | 27 | "Principal Charming" | 2:00 Peterson Wedding 8:00 Hayride To Heaven |
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| 3 | 49 | "Lisa the Greek" | Every Sunday Is Super Sunday | 
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| 4 | 62 | "Homer the Heretic" | Today's Topic: When Homer Met Satan |
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| 5 | 82 | "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" | Today: What A F iend We Have In God Also: The Be Sharps |
Someone stole the "R" from "Friend" | 
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| 5 | 88 | "Bart's Inner Child" | Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy | 
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| 5 | 97 | "Homer Loves Flanders" | Loosest Bingo Cards In Town | 
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| 5 | 102 | "Lady Bouvier's Lover" | Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere | 
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| 6 | 110 | "Bart's Girlfriend" | Evil Women In History: From Jezebel To Janet Reno | 
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| 7 | 132 | "Bart Sells His Soul" | No Shoes No Shirt No Salvation |
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| 8 | 161 | "Hurricane Neddy" | God Welcomes His Victims | 
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| 8 | 170 | "My Sister, My Sitter" | No Synagogue Parking |
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| 8 | 175 | "In Marge We Trust" | Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame | 
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| The Listen Lady Is In | 
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| Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes | 
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| 9 | 182 | "Treehouse of Horror VIII" | Today's Sermon: Homer Rocks! | 
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| 10 | 213 | "Viva Ned Flanders" | Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer | 
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| 11 | 230 | "Treehouse of Horror X" | Ned Flanders: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor | 
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| 11 | 234 | "Take My Wife, Sleaze" | Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary | Play on the movie There's Something About Mary | 
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| 11 | 237 | "Faith Off" | Today's Topic: Life In Hell | ||
| 11 | 241 | "Missionary: Impossible" | Bingo 7PM | ||
| 13 | 290 | "The Frying Game" | If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home By Now | ||
| 13 | 291 | "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge" | Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral | ||
| 14 | 298 | "Special Edna" | Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics | First time a swear word is used on a marquee | |
| 14 | 300 | "The Strong Arms of the Ma" | No Outside Eucharist | ||
| 14 | 301 | "Pray Anything" | God: The Original Tony Soprano | ||
| Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer | |||||
| 15 | 328 | "The Strong Arms of the Ma" | We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding) | ||
| 15 | 334 | "Bart-Mangled Banner" | Is God Patriotic Enough? | ||
| 16 | 337 | "All's Fair in Oven War" | Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs | ||
| 16 | 343 | "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" | Rapture Threat Level: Orange | ||
| 16 | 355 | "Home Away From Homer" | Today: Bobble-Head Moses Giveaway | ||
| 16 | 356 | "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star" | Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater? | ||
| 17 | 359 | "Milhouse of Sand and Fog" | Quit St3aling Our L3tters | Nelson then steals the 3s | |
| 17 | 365 | "Simpsons Christmas Stories" | Christmas Service Jesus: 2005 Years Young |
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| 17 | 372 | "Million Dollar Abie" | Jesus Hates You | ||
| 17 | 377 | "The Monkey Suit" | Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion | ||
| 18 | 380 | "Jazzy and the Pussycats" | Funeral Today: Homer Simpson's Vegas Wife | ||
| 19 | 402 | "The Homer of Seville" | Today's Topic: Jesus: The Real American Idol | ||
| 19 | 405 | "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" | Heck House - Scaredy Cats Not Wanted | ||
| 20 | 435 | "Wedding For Disaster" | Today: Shadrach, The Other Friend Of Meshach |
