Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

Past Nominations: 1

Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

1

"Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."

―Homer to Bart

Support (2)

1. One of my favourite quotes! Its a yes from me!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   18:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. The quote is funnier in context, but it's OK by itself, too. -- Mythigator 05:57, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
3. I like this quote, although I don't like the episode as it is mean to Bart. Liam Spencer 12:18, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Oppose (1)

1. I don't know why but I don't really like that quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

3

"I call the big one Bitey"

―Homer Simpson

Neutral (2)

1. Doesn't seem right without the rest of the conversation. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Agreed with Solar. It needs more context to make sense. -- Mythigator 04:23, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

One of fan's and Matt Groening's favourite quotes. — ^TheHomer ^{(Talk • Contributions)} 19:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

5

"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark"

―Nelson Muntz

Support (3)

1. Good quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:37, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Agree. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
3. I like this one. -- Mythigator 04:25, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

6

"I like men now"

―Ralph Wiggum

Support (1)

1. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

7

"They have the Internet on computers, now?"

―Homer Simpson

Support (4)

1. I think this is great! Got my support!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   16:08, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
2. I think the full quote was "Didn't you hear Marge? They have the Internet on computers now!" --Smiley12 was here at 21:48, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
3. I like it locke97 6:04 july 8 2010
4. Good quote :) Wikiboy96 14:28, August 31, 2010 (UTC)Wikiboy96

Oppose (1)

1. Once again, I don't think it is that funny. I tried imagining it in that voice Homer does but still no. ☆The Solar Dragon 16:11, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

• The actual quote is "Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now!". Gran2 12:29, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

8

"The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right."

―Marge Simpson

Support (1)

1. Very good quote from my favourite character, Marge. Got my support, Mythigator!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   13:07, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

• A genuine, albeit offbeat, nugget of wisdom from Marge. The quote put a nice capper on the first season. -- Mythigator 21:53, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

9

"I'm shaving my shoul-ders. I'm getting it all shaved off."

―Homer Simpson singing

Oppose (1)

1. Don't really like the quote. That scene never made me laugh. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

10

"But Marge, it's uter-us, not uter-you"

―Homer Simpson to Marge Simpson

Oppose (1)

1. This quote doesn't really seem that good to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

11

"Science? What has science ever done for us? TV off!"

―Moe Szyslak

Oppose (1)

1. Once again, doesn't stand out to me and I don't find it that funny. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:41, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

12

"English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!"

―Homer Simpson

Support (2)

1. A great quote from a great episode. Josegiraffio 14:07, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
2. Love this scene. So funny. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

• Changed the quote as it is La grille, not Le grille. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

13

"Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"

―Ralph Wiggum after being pushed into a bush

Support (2)

1. Ralph quotes are always hilarious. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 21:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
2. I like this quote. Ralph's great. Brassbandplayer 13:39, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

14

"Hello, Bart."

―Sideshow Bob

Against (3)

1. Meh. Not really funny or anything. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 21:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
2. As much as I love Sideshow Bob, it doesn't work as a funny quote.    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   21:27, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
3. It's a good quote to sum up Sideshow Bob, and goes well with his article, but doesn't work by itself. -- Mythigator 19:15, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

15

"I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy."

―Queen Elizabeth II

"Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."

―Prince Charles

Support (1)

I LOVE IT! —Preceding unsigned comment added by 173.24.145.219 (talk) 03:14, 1 September 2010