| Scratching the Seven Year Itch
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Scratching the Seven Year Itch is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out, It was introduced in the Poochie's Dog Dayz content update. It requires the Picnic Spot to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark:
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Happy anniversary, Scratchy. I made a special dinner, and maybe after we can get into some catnip.
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It looks great, but I'm not really that hungry.
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Itchy made me a pretty big lunch of carbolic acid, which is pretty filling, plus it dissolved my entire midsection…
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It's always work, work, work with you, isn't it?!
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Well, work on this!
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| Task: "Make Mrs. Scratchy Serve Scratchy a “Dynamite” Dessert". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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I've had it with this marriage! I took our wedding vows seriously, but "till death do us part" never lasts long with you!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark
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Scratchy's such a jerk! First he doesn't eat my dinner, then he allows himself to be blown up!
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Well I'm not gonna sit around in a black veil waiting for him to come back to life!
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I'm young, my whiskers aren't grey yet.
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I'm getting on that new dating app called “Swiper”.
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| Task: "Make Mrs. Scratchy Fill Out a Dating App Profile". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| After starting the job
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Okay, profile pictures: the only photos I have of myself are me holding a book I never read, at a concert of a band I don't like…
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…and one from three years ago that looks nothing like me. They're perfect!
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Interests: Food, travel, and living my best life!
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…unlike Scratchy.
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| After finishing the task
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Ooh, I already got some matches on my dating app!
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Fat Tony… maybe he means Cat Tony?
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Moleman… seems like a furry creature indeed…
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And Bumblebee Man… no mistaking what his deal is -- a Mexican actor who dresses in a bee costume.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark
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I'm so nervous, I haven't been on a first date since I met Scratchy.
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It was so romantic. He took me to the purr-fect restaurant… picked up the “tabby”… used a bunch of cat-puns…
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*flashback harp*
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No, don't go into a flashback! Even on our first date, Itchy was the waiter and served him coq au BLAM and blew him up! It's time for me to move on.
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| Task: "Make Mrs. Scratchy Go on a Bad Date" (x3). The job takes place at Eateries or Bars and takes 8 hours.
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| After starting the first job
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So, have you ever been on a date with a cartoon cat?
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No, but I sold cartons of RAT milk to schoolchildren. Does that count for anything?
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...!
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| After starting the second job
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This is my first time using online dating. What about you?
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I’ve only used Swiper, Matchr, AlrightValentine, eChoir, FarmhandsExclusive, Swingin’Christian, and m-date -- an app for dating Moleman.
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...!
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| After starting the third job
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I don't know what I'm doing… I'm not cut out for the dating world. I've been a wife for too long…
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...
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Sorry to go on and on… you're such a good listener.
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Que?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark
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Is this what I have to look forward to? Meeting that string of weirdos has really helped me put my marriage in perspective.
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So what if I'm a widow more often than a wife? At least I love my husband!
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And it's really not Scratchy's fault.
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He's just trying to make an honest living, but that horrible Itchy keeps making him an honest corpse!
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Hi-ya, Mrs. Scratchy! Looks like Scratchy's still in cat-heaven, so I'll come back later.
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Not so fast, you murderous mouse!
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You and I need to have a heart to heart -- if you don't lay off my husband a little, I'm going to chop you in half and make your heart TWO hearts!
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| Task: "Make Mrs. Scratchy Scratch Out Her Itchy Aggression". The job takes 8 hours.
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Have I made myself clear?
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Whatever you say! You're the boss!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark
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Scratchy? Oh good, you're waking up.
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Hey honey, was I out for long? What did I miss?
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Nothing, I was just packing us a nice picnic. Let's go!
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Task: "Make Mrs. Scratchy Go on a Picnic". The job takes place at the Picnic Spot and takes 4 hours.
If Scratchy is owned: Task: "Make Scratchy Go on a Picnic". The job takes place at the Picnic Spot and takes 4 hours.
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*happy sigh* Thanks for making this such a special day, sweetheart.
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It was wonderful! I can't remember the last time I felt so relaxed.
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Alright, he's all yours, Itchy.
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Picnic much more fun with flesh-eating ants!
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*screams*
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the romantic comedy film The Seven Year Itch.
