| Kris-Cross
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Kris-Cross is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Invasion Before Christmas content update. It requires Santa Kang to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Santa Kang's exclamation mark
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Urg. Why do I have to imitate this "Kris Kringle" creature for us to invade Christmas?
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When we were invading Halloween, I didn't have to pretend to be some kind of holiday-appropriate monster like the Great Pumpkin.
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That's because you WERE the holiday-appropriate monster.
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Couldn't I pretend to be the Grumple? That feels truer to me.
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Sorry, they used him up in a previous update.
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| Task: "Make Santa Kang Be Torn Over Halloween or Christmas". The job takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Santa Kang's exclamation mark
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Okay, I'm dressed up as this cheery fatso Santa. Now what do I do?
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Well, you decide if children are naughty. If so, you give them a lump of coal.
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Excellent! Coal. Devastating. I'll get right to work.
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Inappropriate. Regulations state you must label most kids "nice".
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It's like the American college system. Everyone gets at least a B.
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| Task: "Make Santa Kang Reluctantly Label Kids "Nice"". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 60 minutes.
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Giving presents to everyone is exactly what's wrong with today's permissive slave societies.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Santa Kang's exclamation mark
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Kang, to properly imitate Santa, you must be prepared to participate in the ritual of the mall photo opportunity.
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Pretend I am a human child, and I have just emitted a large amount of liquid protein strands onto your lap. What do you do?
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Devour your head and send your parents to the grit mines of Deneb VI.
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Incorrect. You say "What a cutie" and smile for the camera.
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Kodos, it is unseemly to throw bullpuckey at a fellow Rigellian.
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| Task: "Make Kang Wonder How He Got Himself Into This". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Santa Kang's exclamation mark
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Okay, I will put up with all this Santa nonsense for the glory of our conquest. Is there anything else?
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Yes, on Christmas Eve you drop down the chimney.
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Drop what down the chimney? Cobalt-thorium grenades? A nightmare lizard from Arcturus IX?
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Yourself and a bag of toys.
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You know, if people see me doing that it's going to be a little tough to persuade them I'm an overlord.
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| Task: "Make Santa Kang Practice Going Down Chimneys". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 4 hours.
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Kodos, I'm stuck in the chimney again. Do NOT post pictures to social media.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Santa Kang's exclamation mark
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So, once I'm down the chimney, what next?
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Leave the presents. Eat the pets.
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This time YOU'RE wrong. I eat the COOKIES. My transformation into Santa is complete. HA HA HA!
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"Ho ho ho", dear.
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Right, right. Sounds weird, but okay.
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| Task: "Make Santa Kang Assimilate Into Winter Holidays". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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