| Weapons of Mass Audio Production
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Weapons of Mass Audio Production is a premium quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homerpalooza content update. It requires Peter D'Abbruzio to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Peter D'Abbruzio's exclamation mark
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Shredder, I can't go on stage with these speakers.
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They are so not loud I can barely not hear myself think.
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Maybe if the speakers weren't so loud and distorted, people could actually hear the notes you are playing.
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That's what I'm afraid of.
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| Task: "Make Peter D'Abbruzio Play a Session". The job takes place at the Rock Stage, Simpson House, Moe's Tavern, or Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Peter D'Abbruzio's exclamation mark:
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I need louder speakers! Noise is what rock and roll is all about.
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What?
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What?
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I can't hear you. I have tinnitus from years of loud speakers.
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Sorry. You have to speak louder to get past my tinnitus.
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| Task: "Make Peter Struggle With Tinnitus". The job takes place at the Sungazer Studio and takes 8 hours.
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If I had any hearing left maybe I wouldn't be so desperate for louder speakers.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Peter D'Abbruzio's exclamation mark
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I hear you're looking for new speakers, Mr. D'Abbruzio. Well, I got just the thing.
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Surplus Navy loudspeakers, fresh off a battleship.
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Just imagine them blasting out: "General quarters! Incoming aircraft! This is not a drill!".
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Thanks, but I need top end fidelity.
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Wait! Mine are on sale, a nickel a decibel. I'll give you the whole set for a half-eaten chicken sandwich!
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Task: "Reach Level 17 and Build King Toot's".
Task: "Make Peter Browse for Better Equipment". The job takes place at King Toot's and takes 4 hours.
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What's the loudest amp you offer?
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What's an amp?
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You're a music store employee. Don't you know?
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Sorry, but for every job in town it's either me or the wise-guy dude.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Peter D'Abbruzio's exclamation mark
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*Sigh* I'm never gonna find a set of speakers that capture my inner volume.
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You know, there's more to being a musician than loud speakers.
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Of course! You're right! There's hair!
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| Task: "Make Peter Take Wigs to Eleven". The job takes 8 hours.
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Okay, we've got our song list, our supplements, and our wigs. We're ready to go on tour.
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Is there anything we've forgotten?
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Anyone who will actually pay to see you?
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Good point. Tour canceled!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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