The Caveman's Lover

The Caveman's Lover

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Time Traveling Toaster Requirement(s): Moe's Cavern Required characters: Caveman Moe, Moe Optional characters: Cavegirl Booberella

The Caveman's Lover is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Time Traveling Toaster content update. It requires Moe's Cavern and Caveman Moe to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Caveman Moe's exclamation mark What's up, Moe? You're looking the same as always. UGG! UGG-UGG! Oh come on! You honestly can't tell me apart from this Neanderthal? He's an honest-to-goodness caveman? Huh. Does he understand the concept of money? nugg... Good. Then I'm ordering my beers from him from now on. Task: "Make Caveman Moe Be Mistaken for Moe". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Caveman Moe's exclamation mark UGG! WUGG UGG! Hiya Moe. Hey is that a new bear pelt you're wearing? Pretty sharp. That ain't me! He's a primitive, hirsute, hunch-shouldered primate with a pronounced brow ridge! ... Okay, yeah. I guess I see the resemblance. Task: "Make Moe Serve Drinks". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Caveman Moe Tend Bar8 hours". The job takes Moe's Cavern. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark Okay, Caveman Me. I'm leaving you in charge of the bar for a while. I got a date. *CAVEMAN LAUGH* What? You don't think I can get a girl? NUGG! Oh, like you could do better! 'Least I sorta talk good! Task: "Make Caveman Moe Find a Mate". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark You ready to hit the town, Cavegirl Booberella? Why did you take off the caveman outfit? You looked very manly! That wasn't me! That was a prehistoric, far stronger, and less-inhibited version of me *sigh* Just give me a moment to freshen up. Ugg ugg... Well hello there, handsome... Task: "Make Moe Psyche Himself Up". The job takes place at Moe's House or Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella". The job takes place at Stu's Disco or Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark Oh come on! Even my girl likes Caveman Me better than Modern Me? Sorry, Moe. He's just so primal. He really sees the real me. What's that supposed to mean? He sees my BOOOOOOBS. Task: "Make Moe Drink Booooooooze". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Time Traveling Toaster quests
Bonus Treasure • Buried in Time • Chaos Theory • Come on Baby Light My Pyre • Homercoming • Ice Age • It's About Time • Land of the Lard • Love in a Time of Scurvy • A Mammoth Ranch • Mayan Botany • Medieval Camping Trip • The Time Traveler's Wife Pt. 1 • The Time Traveler's Wife Pt. 2 • The Time Traveler's Wife Pt. 3 • Walk Like an Egyptian
Prizes	"A" Is for "Ankh" • Baby T-Rex • Big Boy Buccaneer • Darwin Fish • Intellectual Parroty • Place Cave Drawing • Place Dinosaur Lake • Place Grog Barrel • Place Mammoth Statue • Place Orb of Isis • Place Pirate Animatronic • Place Pirate Treasure • Place Pterodactyl Nest • Place Skinner Sarcophagus • Pyramid Scheme
Crafting	Frog Day Afternoon • Homer Lizard • Place Bart Sphinx • Place Burning Tree • Place Mermaid Petting Zoo • Place Siren Masthead • Place Tar Field
Hollis Hurlbut	Museum of Unnatural History • The Simpson Genome Project
Caveman Moe	The Caveman's Lover
Blackbeard	No Leg to Stand On
Sexy Pirate	Muscularly Endowed Privateer
Mozart	Requiem in D-Ception
Cavegirl Booberella	Diets Are for Boobs
Taskmaster Willie	The Task at Hand
Pharaoh Skinner	The Power of Pharaohmones
Pets	The Best-iary Money Can Buy
Donut Day 2017
Cloudy With a Chance of Sprinkles
4th of July 2017
Crack Prattle and BANG! • Essay on the Principle of Procrastination
Dwight D. Eisenhower	Eisenhower Purchased Dialogue • Essay on the Principle of Delegation