| The Caveman's Lover
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Caveman's Lover is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Time Traveling Toaster content update. It requires Moe's Cavern and Caveman Moe to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Caveman Moe's exclamation mark
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What's up, Moe? You're looking the same as always.
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UGG! UGG-UGG!
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Oh come on! You honestly can't tell me apart from this Neanderthal?
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He's an honest-to-goodness caveman? Huh. Does he understand the concept of money?
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nugg...
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Good. Then I'm ordering my beers from him from now on.
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| Task: "Make Caveman Moe Be Mistaken for Moe". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Caveman Moe's exclamation mark
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UGG! WUGG UGG!
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Hiya Moe. Hey is that a new bear pelt you're wearing? Pretty sharp.
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That ain't me! He's a primitive, hirsute, hunch-shouldered primate with a pronounced brow ridge!
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Okay, yeah. I guess I see the resemblance.
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Task: "Make Moe Serve Drinks". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Caveman Moe Tend Bar8 hours". The job takes Moe's Cavern.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Okay, Caveman Me. I'm leaving you in charge of the bar for a while. I got a date.
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*CAVEMAN LAUGH*
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What? You don't think I can get a girl?
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NUGG!
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Oh, like you could do better! 'Least I sorta talk good!
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| Task: "Make Caveman Moe Find a Mate". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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You ready to hit the town, Cavegirl Booberella?
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Why did you take off the caveman outfit? You looked very manly!
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That wasn't me! That was a prehistoric, far stronger, and less-inhibited version of me
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*sigh* Just give me a moment to freshen up.
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Ugg ugg...
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Well hello there, handsome...
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Task: "Make Moe Psyche Himself Up". The job takes place at Moe's House or Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella". The job takes place at Stu's Disco or Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Oh come on! Even my girl likes Caveman Me better than Modern Me?
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Sorry, Moe. He's just so primal. He really sees the real me.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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He sees my BOOOOOOBS.
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| Task: "Make Moe Drink Booooooooze". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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