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Long Arm Cannon of the Law

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Long Arm Cannon of the Law
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: A Bart Future
Required characters: Lisa, Homer
Optional characters: Future Nelson, Professor Frink, Rott, Future Sideshow Bob, Bart, Marge, Grampa, Wiggum, Eddie, Lou, Future Maggie, Future Bart, Future Wiggum
Previous quest(s): The Guy With the AI
Next quest(s): Ghost in the Machine

Long Arm Cannon of the Law is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Bart Future content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between August 25, 2024 and September 18, 2024
Future Nelson Your brother has a huge bounty on his head. I'm here to bring him in.
Lisa - Confused But he's your friend.
Future Nelson Bounties before buddies. Awesome, futuristic arm cannons don't pay for themselves.
Lisa - Worried Okay, but Future Bart is still MY future brother, so promise me that you won't hurt him.
Future Nelson No problem. I'll switch my arm cannon to super-taser.
Future Nelson - Confused Quick question…do people from this time die if they get hit with ten thousand volts of electricity?
Lisa - Deadpan That sounds like it would kill anyone on the planet.
Future Nelson - Annoyed Nuts. And here I thought visiting the past would be cool.
Task: "Collect Soy Pops" (x115).
If Future Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Future Nelson Adjust His Voltage". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Be Uneasy About All This". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Future Nelson - Annoyed Freeze Simpson! And face the long cannon-arm of the law!
Future Bart - Confused Nelson? You became a police officer?
Future Nelson - Surprised No way! I'd never become a cop…although most bullies usually grow up to become just that.
Future Nelson - Annoyed I work for Bail Bond Jumpers Recovery Services.
Future Bart - Invisibility Cloak Well, recover this! *disappears*
Future Nelson - Confused Simpson? Where'd you go? Dang, he gave me the slip.
Future Nelson - Sad Next time shoot first and do introductions later.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Drone Pack

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1
Lisa - Worried How did your bounty hunt go? Is my future brother safe?
Future Nelson Turns out catching Future Bart is a lousy job. I need to bring some back-up from the future.
Professor Frink - Worried I'm not sure it's a good idea to keep transporting people back from the future.
AI Machine Transporting from the future.
AI Machine - Haywire ...
Future Wiggum - Happy Ooh, the past! Donuts were so much cheaper back now!
Future Lou - Sad Oh man! Why do I have to go wherever the Chief goes?
Future Nelson Cool! These guys are incompetent, but...machine, bring back my bounty hunter partner.
AI Machine - Haywire ...
Professor Frink - Sad *sigh* I prefered when this machine's problem was just spouting Buzz Cola ads.
Task: "Collect Soy Pops" (x155).
Task: "Make Lisa Roll Her Eyes Even Harder". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Cross His Fingers". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Future Nelson Look what the dilapidated machine dragged in…my bounty-hunting partner, Rott.
Rott - Confused Eww, what is that smell?
Future Nelson That's the tire fire. You'll get used to it.
Rott - Annoyed I'm here to take some names and bust some frames.
Lisa - Annoyed I'm not a fan of violence, and you don't belong here.
Future Nelson - Annoyed And that's Lisa Simpson. You'll get used to "it" too.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Futuristic Tower

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2
Rott - Confused Nelson, I've searched this town and it seems that everyone has a past version of themselves. Where's mine?
Future Nelson - Confused Can you dumb it down for me? I know I said I graduated from college, but what I meant was elementary school. And I didn't graduate from that.
Rott - Confused Well, if you're "Future Nelson", wouldn't that make me "Future Rott"?
Future Nelson - Surprised You're blowing my mind here.
Rott - Surprised There's something else I'm blowing — a monster away on your six! Taking him out with my taser!
Homer - Pained Owww! *falls unconscious*
Rott - Happy Nailed him! The bounty on this one is gonna be big!
Future Nelson That's not a monster. That's Homer Simpson. He's the father of our bounty.
Rott - Confused So our bounty is a monster kid?
Future Nelson We were all monster kids once. Now he's a future monster kid, or adult.
Task: "Collect Soy Pops" (x155).
If Rott is owned: Task: "Make Rott Reload Her Taser". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Future Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Future Nelson Shrug". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Stay Unconscious on the Street". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Future Nelson - Annoyed There he is — Future Bart!
Future Bart - Mischievous Good old Nelson. You're still chasing me. You know you can't win. *puts on invisibility cloak*
Rott - Happy Your invisibility cloak is no match for my heat-seeking taser! *tases Future Bart*
Future Bart - Tased As the fat man says: "D'oh!"
Future Nelson - Happy Nice work, Rott!
Rott - Happy I love the smell of bounty in the morning.
Future Nelson Yeah, it masks the stench of the tire fire you commented on earlier.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Future Mystery Box Token

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3
Future Nelson With Future Bart now in custody, we can finally get back to our timeline.
Rott - Confused How exactly do we do that?
Future Nelson - Confused Umm...noogie that AI machine?
Professor Frink It only responds to questions. Allow me...
Professor Frink Machine, is Buzz Cola a refreshing beverage to drink after playing sports?
Lisa - Annoyed I knew you were in on the Buzz Cola payroll.
Professor Frink - Annoyed Scientists need grants!
AI Machine I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Please ask your question again.
Rott Can you bring us back to the future immediately?
AI Machine Bringing back the future enemy.
AI Machine - Haywire ...
Future Sideshow Bob - Menacing I am here to kill Bart Simpson!
Lisa - Shocked "Future enemy"? How could the AI mishear that question? She said it so clearly.
Professor Frink - Embarrassed I built it using the voice recognition from Siri.
Task: "Collect Soy Pops" (x115).
If Future Sideshow Bob is owned: Task: "Make Future Sideshow Bob Greet Everyone". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Smack Her Head". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
ePhone 67 Billboard

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4
Future Bart - Annoyed You idiots! Bringing Future Sideshow Bob here is exactly the thing I was trying to prevent this whole time.
Future Sideshow Bob - Happy Oh poor Bart, your feelings ARE hurt. Now they'll match the rest of your body…when I kill you here and in every other timeline you come from!
Rott - Surprised Whoa, this guy's mean streak runs deep.
Future Nelson - Annoyed Rott, we can't let him kill Future Bart!
Rott - Confused Because he's your childhood friend?
Future Nelson - Annoyed No. Because we don't get paid for bringing bounties back dead.
Task: "Collect Soy Pops" (x195).
If Future Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Future Nelson Use His Arm Cannon". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Rott is owned: Task: "Make Rott Kick Some Butt". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Duck and Cover". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Future Sideshow Bob is owned: Task: "Make Future Sideshow Bob Be Thwarted". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Future Sideshow Bob - Annoyed Why am I repeatedly foiled by fourth graders?!
Future Sideshow Bob - Menacing You have won the battle, but I shall win the war! *runs away*
Future Bart - Happy Wow, you guys kicked Bob's butt!
Future Nelson - Serious He's not through with you. He's going to try and kill every timeline Future Bart came from. That includes ours.
Rott - Confused So if we don't stop him, then we'll cease to exist?
Future Nelson I dunno. I'm pretty sure none of that stuff I just said made any sense.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Future Lou

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Shop for Soy Pops Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge, Grampa, Wiggum, Eddie, Lou 4h Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or Brown House Soy Pop5, XP45
Check for Soy Pops Future Maggie, Rott, Future Nelson, Future Bart, Future Sideshow Bob, Future Wiggum The Fighting Chokers Stadium, Sleeveless in Seattle, Memorial Church, Springfield Maximum Security Prison, or Brown House Soy Pop8, XP70