| Bad Eggheads
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Bad Eggheads is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Bart Future content update. It requires Future Sideshow Bob to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Future Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark
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I've finally returned to the past. Now to destroy Bart Simpson with all the knowledge I've gleaned from the future!
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May I make one small suggestion?
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As long as it doesn't diminish my thirst for revenge.
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I was going to suggest we get you a wig.
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Why would I go incognito? I want to see the fear in Bart's eyes when he recognizes his nemesis.
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Because gazing at my future hairline is taking all the joy out of murdering Bart.
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| Task: "Make Future Sideshow Bob Try Out Some Wigs". The job takes 4 hours.
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That wig looks great on you!
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Tell me the truth.
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Okay, it makes you look like a clown.
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An evil clown?
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Sorry, no — a sad, been-with-the circus-too-long-clown.
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Maybe I'll just go with a faux mustache. One that draws the eye to my upper lip and away from my depleted scalp.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Future Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark
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As much as I'd love to see Bart meet his untimely end, I must confess, that the endeavor has proven useless.
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Why, because good always triumphs over evil?
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It's those blasted rakes all over town. I swear they're out to get me.
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You forget I'm from the future where we've developed sophisticated anti-rake technology!
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Task: "Make Future Sideshow Bob Outsmart the Rakes". The job takes 4 hours.
If Sideshow Bob is owned: Task: "Make Sideshow Bob Be Impressed". The job takes place at Springfield Maximum Security Prison and takes 4 hours.
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I must say that technology is most impressive!
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Agreed. And it only cost the American taxpayer three trillion dollars.
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Naturally.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Future Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark
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Between your technology and my hairline, there's nothing stopping us from killing Bart!
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Okay, "Future" Sideshow Bob...show's over.
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No! Is my brief hour of freedom from the psych ward over?
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Yep. It's back to the cuckoo house for you.
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Cuckoo house? Psych ward? But I thought Future Sideshow Bob was from the future!
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Yeah, and I'm a magic fairy with cookie dough wings. *sighs* That would be wonderful.
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If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Chief Wiggum Escort Future Sideshow Bob". The job takes place at Springfield Maximum Security Prison and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Future Sideshow Bob Get Hauled Away". The job takes place at Springfield Maximum Security Prison and takes 4 hours.
If Sideshow Bob is owned: Task: "Make Sideshow Bob Be Confused". The job takes place at Springfield Maximum Security Prison and takes 4 hours.
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But I don't understand...he can't be a loon from a psych ward! Future Sideshow Bob shared technology from the future.
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That's my fault. I left my "zip-zap shield" in the rec room again.
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You mean your forcefield device?
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What a preposterous name! No, I meant a "zip-zap shield", to which I own the naming patent.
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I've heard enough. Chief Wiggum, take me to the cuckoo house too.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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