| My Brother's Keeper
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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My Brother's Keeper is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror 2015 content update. It requires Hugo to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Bart, please bring dinner up to your evil twin brother, Hugo.
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Mo-om! I'M the evil twin! He's the good one! Gawd! I never forget your thing!
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Also, why can't Dad do it?
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That USED to be my job, but you had to go drag the secret into the light.
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Now stop arguing and feed your non-evil brother that we still keep locked in the attic for some reason.
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Fine.
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Hey, Hugo, here's your grub.
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Would you like to join me? I don't mind sharing.
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Sure, what are we having?
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Task: "Make Hugo Eat Fish Heads". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Lose his Lunch". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Man, my life is terrible. Every single day, my parents make me bathe and brush my teeth.
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And I gotta lug this gross bucket of fish goo upstairs.
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You do realize that the bucket of grossness is my only food.
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And your lugging it up here, my only human interaction?
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What's your point?
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I think my life is far more difficult.
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It's not a contest.
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But if it was, I'd win.
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Wanna switch?
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In a heartbeat.
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Wow. You are not smart.
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I know you are, but what am I?
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Task: "Make Hugo Clean his Room". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Sleep in Simpson Attic". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
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Homer, did you notice that Hugo and Bart have switched lives?
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Yeah, I figured they were doing one of those "Prince and the Pauper" dealios.
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Should we let them? It's so cliché.
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They'll grow tired of it or they'll permanently switch. The point is: I don't care.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Hugo's exclamation mark
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Today I'm going to walk in the sunshine and feel the breeze riffle my hair.
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And I'm going to lurk in the shadows and thump on the walls.
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Then after lunch I'll let my diseased mind come up with new ways to sin against nature by combining two species.
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'Kay. Have fun!
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Task: "Make Hugo Walk the Pigeon Rat". The job takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Practice Stitching Things Together". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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Oh, Pigeon-Rat? Can you believe we are finally free to scurry/fly where we please?
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*Please let go! We long for death and freedom from the smell of your horrible lunches.*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Hugo's exclamation mark
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How are you enjoying the attic?
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Great! I sewed together Radioactive Man and Malibu Stacy.
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Nice workmanship. Soon you can move on to live subjects.
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Hey, if you're not evil, how could you do that? It seems so cruel?
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No, they love it. My pigeon and my rat begged me to sew them together!
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*No we didn't, we begged him to stop! He doesn't understand pigeon or rat!*
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Well, I'm off to school! I'm going to try to make something called, "friends!"
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Task: "Make Hugo Eat Fish Heads". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Youngsters Eat Lunch at their Desks" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Bart Try to Eat Fish Heads". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Why am I the only child eating his lunch in the cafeteria?
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We don't like your smelly lunch.
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Also, we reject you because you are different.
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Principal Skinner said we're allowed to be so cruel!
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No, I said, "Children can be so cruel." I was making a statement, not giving permission!
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However, Hugo, your stinky lunch does make me think that you are gross and stinky.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Hugo's exclamation mark
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I had a terrible day.
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I know what will fix it...
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Why is that box setup like an operating table?
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We should never have been separated! We are the two things that must be sewn together!
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No, I don't want to be stitched to you! Mom! Dad! Lisa! Help!
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Hey, keep it down. Don't make me go up there!
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Task: "Make Bart Try to Sew him and Hugo Together". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Go Up There". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours.
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If you two can't be quiet I will have to separate you. So don't sew yourself to your brother!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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It's not fair. I'll never be a whole person because Hugo has all of my goodness.
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And you have all of my coolness! Life is hard for all of us.
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Wait, I have all the coolness?
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What good is goodness when dealing with jerky kids? You're evil so you don't care if they like you which makes you cool. Which makes them like you.
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In my short time in the world I have learned.
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People are jerks.
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I'd like to go back to lurking in the shadows now.
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Knock yourself out.
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Task: "Make Bart Realize it's Good to Be Bad". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Hugo Sleep in Simpson Attic". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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