| Social Engineering
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Social Engineering is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Monorail content update. It requires Sebastian Cobb to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark
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I'm starting to like this town. Perhaps I will stay here.
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As the principle of mass dilation said to the matter accelerating near the speed of light, not so fast!
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I'm the scientist in this town. I even have a crazy house that's never been in the show to prove it!
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I'd have thought you relished the idea of another intellect in town. We could work on papers together.
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Nice try, Cobb. But I don't publish with people whose names come before mine alphabetically.
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But you can't make me leave -- I've already been paid for.
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You made the wrong mad scientist mad!
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Task: "Make Sebastian Cobb and Frink Have a Science Off". The job takes place at Frink's Lab or the Rail Yard and takes 60 minutes.
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If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Sebastian Cobb and Frink Have a Science Off". The job requires Professor Frink, and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark
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How did that man beat me in science? Half the things he was saying didn't even make sense.
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Science isn't about making sense -- look at quantum mechanics! If you want a role in this town, you're going to need a new angle.
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Hmm. Well, I HAVE always been a bit of a doom-and-gloom pessimist. Does this town need a nay-sayer?
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I should say not.
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You think you've got a more negative attitude than me? You clearly love food, while I love nothing.
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Wrong! I am heavyset not because I love food, but because I hate myself.
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When I'm done with you, those glasses you're wearing will be rose-colored!
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Task: "Make Sebastian Cobb and Comic Book Guy Have a Negative Off". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon or the Rail Yard and takes 60 minutes.
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If Comic Book Guy is owned: Task: "Make Sebastian Cobb and Comic Book Guy Have a Negative Off". The job requires Comic Book Guy, and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark
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Defeated again. That man is as bitter as denatonium.
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Worst. Joke. Ever.
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I need a niche… but what?
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What?
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Yes, what.
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I'm sorry, but when you say "what" it sounds like "vhat"… even though it ain't written that way.
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Yes, that is because of my German accent.
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Hey, maybe that can be my thing!
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Zat seems unlikely.
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There are already TWO of us.
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Task: "Make Sebastian Cobb and Wolfcastle AND Uter Have a German Off". The job takes place at Wolfcastle's Mansion or the Rail Yard and takes 60 minutes.
Wolfcastle and Uter take part in the quest if they are owned.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark:
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It's useless. I have nothing to contribute to this world. I may as well not even exist.
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Nice try there, Colonel Clink. But utter hopelessness is MY thing!
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You don't want to have a lack of self-esteem with me. I've got noose bruises in places you can't imagine.
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*sigh* I must be the most unoriginal character in Springfield.
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Well, at least that's something.
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You're right! That's my defining characteristic. Being non-unique is what makes me unique!
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There you go. Everyone's happy!
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Task: "Make Sebastian Cobb Celebrate His Unoriginality". The job takes place at the Rail Yard and takes 60 minutes.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Wallow in Depression". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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