| Say "Cheers"
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Say "Cheers" is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Terwilligers content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Cecil Terwilliger's exclamation mark
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Mr. Terwilliger, the recent events caused by Monsarno Corporation have left our town a shambles.
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Which is not to say they are not still a valued corporate partner. Keep those campaign donations coming, boys!
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I can assure you that Monsarno will do whatever is necessary to cover up-- I mean, repair-- the damage.
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Although some of the ugliest crapshacks may have to be simply demolished.
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Why is everyone looking at me there?
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| Task: "Make Cecil Survey the Town". The job takes 8 hours.
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Moe's Tavern -- where urban blight meets methanol-tainted loss of sight.
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Aw, c'mon, my place ain't that bad.
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There's no foundation, the coasters are made of asbestos, and the back room is filled with giant rats.
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That's completely false!
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The back room is filled with BABY giant rats. The giant giant rats live in the basement.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Mr. Szyslak, as part of Monsarno's program of urban renewal, your tavern is headed for the wrecking ball.
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But my bar is a beloved institution! At least give me a chance to show you how friendly and welcoming it can be.
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Very well. I owe you that much.
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You hear that, the rest of you suckbags? Get out of my bar while I entertain this jerk here.
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Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Moe Serve His Special Reserve". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Cecil Try Out Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
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I must say, Moe's bar is quite delightful. The friendly ambience, the comic zings…
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I think this will be my new hangout!
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After all, why should my brother be the only one who gets to go to a bar where everybody knows your name?
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Your brother was a famous barfly?
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Well, in a TV series from the 1980s. But at this point the Tapped Out writers will rip off anything.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Cecil Terwilliger's exclamation mark
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Evening, barflies!
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Cecil!
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Cecil!
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What's the buzz, Mr. Terwilliger?
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The thing that I'll have after you get me a beer.
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You're a delight, Mr. T. That'll be, uh, eighteen dollars…
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Lucky I'm so rich.
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And so ignorant about fair liquor pricing.
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Task: "Make Cecil Hang With the Barflies". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Moe Gouge Customers". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Bad news, beloved fellow barflies. The planning commission still wants to tear Moe's Tavern down.
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They think it's a blight on the community.
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How dare they throw that in my face?!
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Because they think your face is an even worse blight on community.
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And Moe, my brother Bob can help you.
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By giving me tips about using theatrical makeup to hide my blemishes?
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No, by slicing off your face and replacing it with someone else's.
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Task: "Make Cecil Fix Up Moe's Tavern". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Barflies Fix Up Moe's Tavern" (x4). The jobs take place at Moe's Tavern and take 6 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Cecil Terwilliger's exclamation mark
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Your tavern has never looked more beautiful, Moe. And neither have you.
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Yeah, your brother glued a heck of a new face on me. I can't stop smiling.
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He used too much glue under the lips.
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Where's the rest of the barflies?
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Got rid of them. With this classy new jernt, we don't need 'em.
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It's just you and me, in this beautiful place…
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And your beautiful face…
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I'm just saying, if they did “Cheers” today, it wouldn't be Sam and Diane…
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It would be Sam and Dr. Crane…
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| Task: "Make Moe and Cecil Build a Life Together". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
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Maybe we should jump ahead to Season Five, when I get the hell out of this bar and never return.
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Very good idea.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name and plot are a reference to the sitcom Cheers, which led to the spin-off Frasier, which starred David Hyde Pierce as Niles Crane alongside Kelsey Grammer as Frasier Crane. Pierce is the voice actor for Cecil Terwilliger.
