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La Dolce Morte

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La Dolce Morte
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Terwilligers
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Francesca Terwilliger, Marge

La Dolce Morte is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Terwilligers content update. It requires Francesca Terwilliger to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark
Marge I tell you Maggie, the hardest thing about grocery shopping is judging the produce.
Marge Pardon me, ma'am, can I ask your opinion? Are these “vine-ripened tomatoes” ripe enough? Or are they too ripe?
Francesca Terwilliger - Annoyed You dare to ask me, Francesca Terwilliger, about the status of tomatoes?!
Francesca Terwilliger - Annoyed After your son has tormented my poor Sideshow of a husband for all these years?!
Francesca Terwilliger - Angry I shall choke you on your own plastic produce bag!
Task: "Make Francesca Try to Choke Marge with a Plastic Bag". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Fend Francesca Off with a Bunch of Carrots". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 6 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark
Francesca Terwilliger - Sad Marge, please forgive. I am so fiery and impetuous.
Francesca Terwilliger It's not my fault I behave like a stereotype from a 1960s Fellini movie.
Francesca Terwilliger - Happy Let us be friends and I will teach you to make a tomato sauce that will send your family into raptures.
Marge - Sad Um, no offense, but I don't really need a friend.
Francesca Terwilliger Come on, Marge. I've watched the show. In 26 years the only buddy you've had was that “Selma and Louise” chick.
Marge - Sad Fine. Let's cook.
Task: "Make Francesca Teach Marge Italian Cooking". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Learn Italian Cooking". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Homer Pretty good dinner, Marge.
Francesca Terwilliger - Angry That is all you can say?! This food would make a saint cry! Kiss your wife's feet and beg forgiveness!
Homer - Sad I would but I can't bend below the eyebrows.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark
Helen Lovejoy Okay, let's get this bake sale organized. My cookies front and center, Marge's cake holding the left flank…
Helen Lovejoy And Francesca's bone-dry biscotti way in the rear.
Francesca Terwilliger - Angry You dried-up Protestant hag! You know nothing of the ways of Italian baking. I cast the evil eye at you!
Task: "Make Francesca Pronounce a Vengeful Curse". The job takes place at the Italian Villa and takes 12 hours.
Helen Lovejoy - Angsty No one casts the evil eye at me. I put the baleful eye of the Presbylutheran on you.
Marge - Surprised Ladies, please, let's not descend into sectarian glaring.
Helen Lovejoy - Angsty This is your fault, Marge. You invited Francesca. You're out of the bake sale!
Francesca Terwilliger - Happy You don't need them, Marge. You've got me, a volatile, murderous Italian friend.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark
Wiggum - Serious Can't park there, ladies. Move it along.
Francesca Terwilliger Ooh, are you some kind of G.I.? Stereotypical Italian women love G.I.s.
Francesca Terwilliger - Happy Give me some nylons, marry me, and take me away to your “Hoboken, New Jersey”.
Wiggum - Sad Gee, I'd sure like to, but my wife Sarah hates the East coast.
Francesca Terwilliger - Angry You are cheating on me with another woman?! I'll carve your fat butt into bacon!
Marge - Surprised Francesca, no! Not with my steak knives.
Task: "Make Francesca Juggle Knives". The job takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Marge Fret". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Wiggum - Sad Marge! Call off Francesca. Or at least call for help. A cop would be good.
Marge - Sad Francesca, you mustn't hurt Chief Wiggum. He's the master of ceremonies at church Bingo night…
Francesca Terwilliger Very well. But I am filled with emotion. You must listen to me rant in Italian and gesticulate for three hours.
Marge - Sad This is why I don't have friends, Lisa.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark
Marge Francesca, you know we're best friends, suddenly.
Francesca Terwilliger - Happy More than friends -- sisters. One beautiful and fascinating, the other good at housework.
Marge So true. And I think that's why Homer has fallen in love with you.
Francesca Terwilliger - Surprised What, the fat baldy has a thing for me?
Marge Oh yes. And because we're such friends, I'm going to step aside and let you have him.
Francesca Terwilliger - Sad Look, I really prefer men with hair. Giant amounts of crazy hair.
Marge I'm sorry, but as long as you keep spending time with me, Homer will keep coming after you.
Francesca Terwilliger - Sad Then for the sake of our friendship, our friendship is at an end!
Francesca Terwilliger - Sad I don't know how I'll ever forget you, Marge.
Francesca Terwilliger Oh wait, I do. I'll go shopping.
Task: "Make Francesca Go Shopping". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 6 hours.
Homer - Thoughtful Whatever happened to that Francesca chick?
Marge - Sad I got rid of her by telling the biggest lie of my life.
Homer - Scared *GASP* That it's wrong to put beer on cereal? For shame, Marge.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10