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Bonsai Vivant

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Bonsai Vivant
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 44
Update: Level 44
Required characters: Database
Previous quest(s): Database Recovery Pt. 2
Next quest(s): Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 1

Bonsai Vivant is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 44 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Lisa! Want to spend time bonding as social equals? You're the only Superfriend this town has.
Database - Sad‎ I fear Ham is lost for all eternity.
Lisa - Embarrassed I'd really like to, Data...Data...
Database Database! Like the structured assemblage of information that can be sorted, modified, and deleted.
Lisa You seem neat and all, but I need to get to Honest John's. I want to buy up their USB memory sticks.
Lisa They'll be valuable, vintage collectibles once the aughts nostalgia craze happens.
Database Oh. Okay. I guess I can focus on the hobby I'm famous for.
Lisa ...Is it wheezing?
Database Bonsai!
Database Haven't you noticed whenever Bart's skateboarding or you're rejecting Milhouse, I'm in the background, next to a tiny tree? It's impossible to miss.
Task: "Make Database Plant Bonsai". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Ahhhh. Nothing is as relaxing as the ancient art of bonsai. It's way, WAY better than having friends.
Database In fact, there's a lot of scholarship about how plants can actually listen.
Database Are you eavesdropping on me right now, my baby Ent?
Bonsai ...
Database Well, dorks are cool nowadays, so I take your barbs as a compliment.
Bonsai ...
Database - Sad Quiet, Bonnie!
Database - Sad And you better not scream when I prune you.
Database It's no worse than a haircut, if hair were connected to the nervous system.
Task: "Make Database Prune Bonsai". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours.
Bonsai !!!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Oh, you came out nice, Bonnie.
Database Now where can I get an ethnologically accurate pot to place you in?
Akira May I be of service, sad weirdo?
Akira As a Japanese person who does many Japanese-y things, I know much about bonsai.
Akira My country created the practice to take our minds off tentacle pornography.
Database Actually, bonsai originated in China, where it is called penjing or penzai.
Database As early as the 6th century, diplomats took samples back to Japan and replanted the art form there.
Akira Well, when my ancestors stole the idea, they yelled, "No backsies!" So it's pretty much ours.
Task: "Make Database Re-pot Bonsai". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours.
Database Thank you, Akira. You've really Japanesed up my little tree something proper.
Akira That's what I'm here for. Unless... I am not here.
Akira As the famous Zen proverb explains: rain cannot make a flower grow nor wind fill a sail, if it has not been purchased from in-app premium content.
Message A Bonsai has been placed in your inventory.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10