Luke's Lament

"Luke's Lament"

Song Information Characters: Comic Book Guy Benjamin Doug Gary Appearance(s): Here We Come A-Filking!

"Luke's Lament" is a Christmas carol performed by Comic Book Guy, Benjamin, Doug, and Gary.

Lyrics

Verse 1

So Vader's my dad?!

The dude's superbad.

He's covered in scars, blows up planets and stars, and he cut off my hand!

So Leia's my sis?!

I can't believe this!

I wish George said so, but he let us go share a passionate kiss.

Chorus

I wanna wish for a major rewrite

I wanna wish for a major rewrite

I wanna wish for a major rewrite to this silly sci-fi script!

Verse 2

So Han gets the girl?!

We're in Ewok-World.

I'm alone (of course), except for the Force. Man, I just want to hurl!

Chorus

I wanna wish for a major rewrite

I wanna wish for a major rewrite

I wanna wish for a major rewrite to this silly sci-fi script!

Behind the Laughter

• The song is based on Star Wars original trilogy.
• It is a parody of "Feliz Navidad" by José Feliciano.

Appearances

• Comic story – Here We Come A-Filking!