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Luke's Lament

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"Luke's Lament"
Luke's Lament.png
Song Information
Characters: Comic Book Guy
Benjamin
Doug
Gary
Appearance(s): Here We Come A-Filking!

"Luke's Lament" is a Christmas carol performed by Comic Book Guy, Benjamin, Doug, and Gary.

Lyrics[edit]

Verse 1

So Vader's my dad?!
The dude's superbad.
He's covered in scars, blows up planets and stars, and he cut off my hand!
So Leia's my sis?!
I can't believe this!
I wish George said so, but he let us go share a passionate kiss.

Chorus

I wanna wish for a major rewrite
I wanna wish for a major rewrite
I wanna wish for a major rewrite to this silly sci-fi script!

Verse 2

So Han gets the girl?!
We're in Ewok-World.
I'm alone (of course), except for the Force. Man, I just want to hurl!

Chorus

I wanna wish for a major rewrite
I wanna wish for a major rewrite
I wanna wish for a major rewrite to this silly sci-fi script!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Appearances[edit]