The Final Collision/Quotes
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- Bartman: -- You mean you guys are Itchy & Scratchy fans?!
- Kang Johnson: Insolent whelp! You dare question us!
- Kodos Johnson: Hold, Kang -- Failing to engage in expository conversation would be a breach of Earth etiquette in a moment such as this!
- Kang: Well, in that case -- Yes, we observe Itchy and Scratchy's antics daily on our video screens! After all, senseless violence is the cornerstone of Rigelian philosophy!
- Kodos: Itchy and Scratchy have been a source of great edification during our lengthy interstellar voyages! It was they who inspired our pilgrimage to Earth!
- Bartman: That tingling --! Something's happening in my head! I think it's -- An idea!
- Barfly: So what super power do I get? Strength? X-ray vision? No! I get to be four inches tall! This stinks!
- The Black Belch: What are you complaining about, Barfly? We let you out of the pinball machine, didn't we?
- Radioactive Man: This blatant disregard for private property must be stopped! I'll restore order to Springfield, or my name isn't Claude Kane III! ...Er, which it isn't, of course!
- Bartman: Man, how ironic! This is just the kind of mindless fight scene I'd enjoy if it were in a comic book -- But now I have to try and stop it!
- Bartman: According to my latest brainstorm, by using Flanders' tape as a sampling reference, with a simple adjustment of the time-base corrector I can return us all to the moment before Itchy and Scratchy materialized, this undoing all the ensuing mayhem!
- Radioactive Man: How do you know it won't blow up, ignite Earth's atmosphere, and destroy all life on the planet?
- Bartman: Hey, if the inventors of the atom bomb didn't worry about it, why should I?
