Snow Falling on Cheaters/Quotes

Quotes

Chief Wiggum: Tell me exactly what happened, Lisa.

Lisa: After hearing that school was closed, I started building my snow-person. I spent about an hour outside, then went in for a cocoa break, but when I came back out to finish, it was gone!

Homer: If I don't fit, you must acquit!

Chief Wiggum: Truer words were never spoken, Simpson. Which means our thief must be Bart!

Bart: No way, man! I was out sledding all morning! That glove must have dropped out of my pocket on the way inside!

Chief Wiggum: We'll just see about that. Boys, check his room for Lisa's snow-person.

Ned Flanders: Right here is where the boys were building their version of "The Last Supper" for the snowman competition. They had just finished Jesus and came to get me, but when I came out, Jesus was gone!

Chief Wiggum: Maybe that Snow-Judas over there had something to do with it.

Nelson Muntz: For the last time, dude, we didn't take any stupid snowmen!

Jimbo Jones: And if we had, where would we hide them?

Dolph Shapiro: And how would we carry them on our snowboards?

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Officers, I believe you are barking up the wrong skirt.

Eddie: Why's that?

Apu: Because Squishee-Man has just been stolen!

Chief Wiggum: Squishee-Man?

Apu: My entry into the snowman competition! I made him from snow and Squishee. He's the snowman you can eat after you grow bored of his nothingess!

Duffman: Duffman was building two pumped-up Duff snow-girls for the snowman competition! Oh yeah! But when Duffman had to go inside for a totally awesome potty break, someone stole his masterpiece!

Chief Wiggum: we're getting close and closer, boys...

Eddie: To solving the case, chief?

Chief Wiggum: No, to the end of the day when we can go home.