Snow Falling on Cheaters/Quotes
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- Chief Wiggum: Tell me exactly what happened, Lisa.
- Lisa: After hearing that school was closed, I started building my snow-person. I spent about an hour outside, then went in for a cocoa break, but when I came back out to finish, it was gone!
- Homer: If I don't fit, you must acquit!
- Chief Wiggum: Truer words were never spoken, Simpson. Which means our thief must be Bart!
- Bart: No way, man! I was out sledding all morning! That glove must have dropped out of my pocket on the way inside!
- Chief Wiggum: We'll just see about that. Boys, check his room for Lisa's snow-person.
- Ned Flanders: Right here is where the boys were building their version of "The Last Supper" for the snowman competition. They had just finished Jesus and came to get me, but when I came out, Jesus was gone!
- Chief Wiggum: Maybe that Snow-Judas over there had something to do with it.
- Nelson Muntz: For the last time, dude, we didn't take any stupid snowmen!
- Jimbo Jones: And if we had, where would we hide them?
- Dolph Shapiro: And how would we carry them on our snowboards?
- Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Officers, I believe you are barking up the wrong skirt.
- Eddie: Why's that?
- Apu: Because Squishee-Man has just been stolen!
- Chief Wiggum: Squishee-Man?
- Apu: My entry into the snowman competition! I made him from snow and Squishee. He's the snowman you can eat after you grow bored of his nothingess!
- Duffman: Duffman was building two pumped-up Duff snow-girls for the snowman competition! Oh yeah! But when Duffman had to go inside for a totally awesome potty break, someone stole his masterpiece!
- Chief Wiggum: we're getting close and closer, boys...
- Eddie: To solving the case, chief?
- Chief Wiggum: No, to the end of the day when we can go home.
