The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update/Better Fighting Through Science Gameplay

Better Fighting Through Science

Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 1

After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. : Mad science has failed and dinosaurs are still terrorizing our town. Can we please try some real science for a change? Lisa is correct. Real science is cool…well, not cool but it's worth a try! What sort of real science are we talking about? We can engineer a retrovirus that would— Oo, lasers! Lime green lasers! *chants* LASERS! LASERS! LASERS! Lasers it is! Task: Collect Syringes [x155] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Lisa Make a Plea for Compassionate Science (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Frink Suggest Lasers (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Chant "LASERS! LASERS!" (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Where do we get a laser big enough to barbecue dinosaurs? You know the peace beacon atop City Hall — the symbol of hope for all mankind? It also transforms into a giant, deadly laser. So we're just going to blast dinosaurs with a peace laser? Great glayvin, no! That would be inhumane. I've retrofit it with experimental technology that we can aim at the city's advertising mascots to make them sentient so THEY can do the dinosaur killing. *sigh* And we're back to mad science. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 2

After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. : When do we get to see fighting from these robot... signs... whatever they are? I'm having a problem adjusting the anti-photonic— Blah-blibbity-blah! Just make it work! Maybe I could be of some assistance. I dabble in experimental technologies. Hank Scorpio? But you're an actual supervillain! You think I'm super? You flatter me. Scorpio was part of the team that made the dinosaur hybrids in the first place. I'm sure his insights will prove useful. Great, let's trust the people who got us into this mess to get us out of this mess. You heard the eight-year old! Continue with the sciencing, gentlemen. We're all counting on you! *moans* I really wanted to see dinosaurs get zapped with lasers. Task: Collect Syringes [x115] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Frink Bring Advertising Signs to Life (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Hank Scorpio Help Bring Advertising Signs to Life (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Sentient Lard Lad Statue Agree to Fight Dinos (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Be Disappointed the Dinos Won't Be Zapped (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) *groans* Finally I can stretch. This donut weighs a ton. And who holds a donut over their head like this anyway? Wow! You're very large and complain-y. Has anyone explained the situation to you and your fellow advertising signs? Something about fighting rampaging dinosaurs? Exactly. Are you up for it? Eh, why not. Beats just standing around smiling. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 3

After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. : Attention dinosaurs! Prepare for total destruction! Your bones will be ground into donut flour that we take back to Geriatric Park. Eh, you guys are too powerful for us to fight, so we're not gonna. Rwaaark? You're not? No. When this is all over, you'll just freeze up as thirty-foot tall advertising mascots again anyway. I don't want to go back! I was hoping to become a dentist. And I've always dreamed of dairy farming. Don't kid yourselves. Once they don't need you to fight us anymore, you'll return to standing in front of their stupid buildings. That's not true! We've a plan to repurpose you as mascots for local sports teams. How's the Fighting Lady Lardlads sound? That sounds horrible! Weird old dinosaur guy is right. Humans suck brimstone and blow fire! Task: Collect Syringes [x115] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Grampasaurus Recruit Giant Signs (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Sentient Lard Lad Statue Switch Sides and Rampage (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Be Scared Giant Signs Have Joined Dinosaurs (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Frink Be Surprised (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Be Surprised Anyone Is Surprised (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) That didn't turn out well. It's just so unexpected. I wish somebody had said something to stop us. *sigh* They never listen. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 4

After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. : Relax, everyone. I have a Plan B. I'll reverse the bigifyer laser and shrinkinate some brave nanonauts to microscopic size. And then inject them into their leader — Grampasaurus. Even shrunk, I might be too big. Your fat butt has saved us from helping, Homer! They'll have to use some other family of suckers. Simpsons, you're up! What?! Dad, this all sounds very strange…and probably dangerous. Forget it, Frink! No way am I going to allow my family to— You'll get to pilot this cool microscopic submarine around the inside of a dinosaur. We're in! Task: Collect Syringes [x155] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Frink Activate Shrinking Ray (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Simpsons Get Shrunk [x4] (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Now we take this dart gun with the bionaut ship inside and shoot Grampasaurus. *inside dart gun* Please don't miss! No pressure. But if you fail, the dinosaurs will continue to rampage! *inside dart gun* Also…we may die! Yes, that too. So, who's got good aim? Uh, well…Ralphie is better than I am. I'm pretty good, but I got a wrist injury from repeatedly taking off my police badge and throwing it down in disgust. *inside dart gun* Will someone just stick us into the dinosaur! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 5

After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. : Frink to Simpsons! Frink to Simpsons! Do you copy? Breaker breaker one-nine, good buddy! This is the Radioactive Porkchop, comin' at ya. We are wall-to-wall and treetop tall! Dad, we're in a microscopic submarine, not a semi-truck in the 1970s. Homer, what do you see in front of you? Just miles and miles of yuck. You're supposed to be in the target's brain. I think we're in his giant dino-butt! Dad, you were supposed to take a left turn back there. There's always a backseat nanobot driver. Task: Collect Syringes [x195] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Homer Get Lost Inside Grampasaurus (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Marge Navigate to the Brain (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Inject Serum Into Grampasaurus' Brain (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Grampasaurus Become Compliant (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Alright, Grampasaurus. You should be feeling compliant about now. Lead the dinosaurs back to Geriatric Park. Yes, master. Lead…dinosaurs…back. I did it! The serum is working! Now we need to get the Simpsons out of the dinosaur. How exactly do we do that? Well, Homer does know where the butt is… Quest reward: 200 and 20

American Holiday

After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt.5, This Means Dino War Pt.5, The Mutant Army of Dr. Hibbert Pt.5 and Better Fighting Through Science Pt.5: Burns, we want answers, and we want them now! Yeah! After what my family went through…small AND large intestines, they better be good answers. *shudder* Relax. Mr. Burns and I are teaming up to offer everyone a free hotel stay at Geriatric Park. It's part of our new "Free Weekends If You Went Through A Dinosaur" program. Woohoo! Inject us into something again! No, don't. Task: Make Burns Agree to Allow "Free" Resort Stays (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Quimby Pay for Resort Stays With Taxes (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Object to Political Hypocrisy (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Springfielders Enjoy the Resort [x5] (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Elderly Get Bussed Back to Their Homes [x3] (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Brown House) This is just another Halloween fiasco. Now we have vampires, robots, demogorgons, dinosaurs, and giant advertising mascots roaming the streets. I thought you liked diversity, honey? The important thing is: we all learned a valuable lesson. Rich people can get away with whatever they want? Science will destroy us all? Lasers and dinosaurs are awesome? I've really got to stop searching for "valuable lessons" in things. Quest reward: 200 and 20