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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update/Better Fighting Through Science Gameplay
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Better Fighting Through Science
Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 1
After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :
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Mad science has failed and dinosaurs are still terrorizing our town. Can we please try some real science for a change?
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Lisa is correct. Real science is cool…well, not cool but it's worth a try!
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What sort of real science are we talking about?
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We can engineer a retrovirus that would—
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Oo, lasers! Lime green lasers!
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*chants* LASERS! LASERS! LASERS!
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Lasers it is!
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Task: Collect Syringes [x155] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Lisa Make a Plea for Compassionate Science (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Frink Suggest Lasers (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Chant "LASERS! LASERS!" (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)
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Where do we get a laser big enough to barbecue dinosaurs?
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You know the peace beacon atop City Hall — the symbol of hope for all mankind? It also transforms into a giant, deadly laser.
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So we're just going to blast dinosaurs with a peace laser?
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Great glayvin, no! That would be inhumane.
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I've retrofit it with experimental technology that we can aim at the city's advertising mascots to make them sentient so THEY can do the dinosaur killing.
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*sigh* And we're back to mad science.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 2
After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :
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When do we get to see fighting from these robot... signs... whatever they are?
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I'm having a problem adjusting the anti-photonic—
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Blah-blibbity-blah! Just make it work!
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Maybe I could be of some assistance. I dabble in experimental technologies.
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Hank Scorpio? But you're an actual supervillain!
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You think I'm super? You flatter me.
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Scorpio was part of the team that made the dinosaur hybrids in the first place. I'm sure his insights will prove useful.
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Great, let's trust the people who got us into this mess to get us out of this mess.
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You heard the eight-year old! Continue with the sciencing, gentlemen. We're all counting on you!
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*moans* I really wanted to see dinosaurs get zapped with lasers.
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Task: Collect Syringes [x115] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Frink Bring Advertising Signs to Life (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Hank Scorpio Help Bring Advertising Signs to Life (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Sentient Lard Lad Statue Agree to Fight Dinos (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Be Disappointed the Dinos Won't Be Zapped (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)
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*groans* Finally I can stretch. This donut weighs a ton. And who holds a donut over their head like this anyway?
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Wow! You're very large and complain-y.
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Has anyone explained the situation to you and your fellow advertising signs?
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Something about fighting rampaging dinosaurs?
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Exactly. Are you up for it?
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Eh, why not. Beats just standing around smiling.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 3
After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :
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Attention dinosaurs! Prepare for total destruction!
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Your bones will be ground into donut flour that we take back to Geriatric Park.
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Eh, you guys are too powerful for us to fight, so we're not gonna.
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Rwaaark?
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You're not?
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No. When this is all over, you'll just freeze up as thirty-foot tall advertising mascots again anyway.
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I don't want to go back! I was hoping to become a dentist.
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And I've always dreamed of dairy farming.
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Don't kid yourselves. Once they don't need you to fight us anymore, you'll return to standing in front of their stupid buildings.
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That's not true! We've a plan to repurpose you as mascots for local sports teams. How's the Fighting Lady Lardlads sound?
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That sounds horrible!
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Weird old dinosaur guy is right. Humans suck brimstone and blow fire!
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Task: Collect Syringes [x115] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Grampasaurus Recruit Giant Signs (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Sentient Lard Lad Statue Switch Sides and Rampage (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Be Scared Giant Signs Have Joined Dinosaurs (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Frink Be Surprised (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Be Surprised Anyone Is Surprised (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)
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That didn't turn out well.
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It's just so unexpected.
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I wish somebody had said something to stop us.
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*sigh* They never listen.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 4
After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :
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Relax, everyone. I have a Plan B.
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I'll reverse the bigifyer laser and shrinkinate some brave nanonauts to microscopic size.
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And then inject them into their leader — Grampasaurus.
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Even shrunk, I might be too big.
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Your fat butt has saved us from helping, Homer! They'll have to use some other family of suckers.
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Simpsons, you're up!
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What?!
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Dad, this all sounds very strange…and probably dangerous.
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Forget it, Frink! No way am I going to allow my family to—
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You'll get to pilot this cool microscopic submarine around the inside of a dinosaur.
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We're in!
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Task: Collect Syringes [x155] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Frink Activate Shrinking Ray (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Simpsons Get Shrunk [x4] (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)
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Now we take this dart gun with the bionaut ship inside and shoot Grampasaurus.
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*inside dart gun* Please don't miss!
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No pressure. But if you fail, the dinosaurs will continue to rampage!
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*inside dart gun* Also…we may die!
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Yes, that too. So, who's got good aim?
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Uh, well…Ralphie is better than I am.
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I'm pretty good, but I got a wrist injury from repeatedly taking off my police badge and throwing it down in disgust.
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*inside dart gun* Will someone just stick us into the dinosaur!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 5
After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :
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Frink to Simpsons! Frink to Simpsons! Do you copy?
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Breaker breaker one-nine, good buddy! This is the Radioactive Porkchop, comin' at ya. We are wall-to-wall and treetop tall!
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Dad, we're in a microscopic submarine, not a semi-truck in the 1970s.
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Homer, what do you see in front of you?
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Just miles and miles of yuck.
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You're supposed to be in the target's brain.
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I think we're in his giant dino-butt!
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Dad, you were supposed to take a left turn back there.
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There's always a backseat nanobot driver.
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Task: Collect Syringes [x195] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Homer Get Lost Inside Grampasaurus (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Marge Navigate to the Brain (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Inject Serum Into Grampasaurus' Brain (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Grampasaurus Become Compliant (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)
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Alright, Grampasaurus. You should be feeling compliant about now. Lead the dinosaurs back to Geriatric Park.
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Yes, master. Lead…dinosaurs…back.
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I did it! The serum is working! Now we need to get the Simpsons out of the dinosaur.
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How exactly do we do that?
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Well, Homer does know where the butt is…
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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American Holiday
After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt.5, This Means Dino War Pt.5, The Mutant Army of Dr. Hibbert Pt.5 and Better Fighting Through Science Pt.5:
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Burns, we want answers, and we want them now!
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Yeah! After what my family went through…small AND large intestines, they better be good answers. *shudder*
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Relax. Mr. Burns and I are teaming up to offer everyone a free hotel stay at Geriatric Park.
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It's part of our new "Free Weekends If You Went Through A Dinosaur" program.
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Woohoo! Inject us into something again!
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No, don't.
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Task: Make Burns Agree to Allow "Free" Resort Stays (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Quimby Pay for Resort Stays With Taxes (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Object to Political Hypocrisy (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Springfielders Enjoy the Resort [x5] (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Elderly Get Bussed Back to Their Homes [x3] (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Brown House)
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This is just another Halloween fiasco.
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Now we have vampires, robots, demogorgons, dinosaurs, and giant advertising mascots roaming the streets.
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I thought you liked diversity, honey?
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The important thing is: we all learned a valuable lesson.
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Rich people can get away with whatever they want?
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Science will destroy us all?
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Lasers and dinosaurs are awesome?
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I've really got to stop searching for "valuable lessons" in things.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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