| RubeTube
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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RubeTube is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update. It requires Pyro to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Is that Pyro?
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Hey kiddo. How ‘bout an autograph? Not yours. Mine.
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I'll pass. What have you been up to?
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I'm in a competition for a trophy named Luann.
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Oh, hey Chase. We had some fun times…
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Fun, fun times…
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But I'm back with Kirk.
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Oh, man! Out Van Houten'd by a Kirk!
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| Task: "Make Pyro Figure Out What He'll Do Next". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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I need to be more than Luann's ex-lover. It's time I got back into the stunt business.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Pyro's exclamation mark
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Hey kid, how's the film business around here?
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Pretty dead.
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Television?
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If Krusty's the best show, you've got a problem.
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What do people watch!?
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Mostly ViewTube. Here, check out this guy. He makes top ten hits by GETTING hit.
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| Task: "Make Bart Watch a ViewTube Top 10 With Pyro". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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Airbursts? Flash Pots? Gerbs? Pyrotechnics cost money. How can he afford these?
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He's sponsored and has tons of followers. He makes more money now then you ever did on TV.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Pyro's exclamation mark
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If any Joe Schmo can film falls, hits, and explosions like this, then I can! I spent years as a stuntman and television performer.
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There's a little more to it than just pointing a camera at yourself…
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Mmmm…doesn't look like it to me.
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One question though: Are cameras still as big as a toolbox and sit on your shoulder?
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Here, let's order you a NoPro.
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| Task: "Make Pyro Order a Modern Camera". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Pyro's exclamation mark
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Hey Pyro-maniacs! Pyro here broadcasting my first video.
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I'm going to show you some classic stunts from my day.
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None of this snorting cinnamon or taking golf balls to the nards nonsense. No, these stunts could actually kill me!
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Are you ready to be thrilled!? The heat is on, so let's go!
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| Task: "Make Pyro Perform Stunts". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Pyro's exclamation mark
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Okay, how do I get this into the tube webs?
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Let's check out what you got.
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*laughs hysterically* You've got the camera pointed at your face the whole time! All we see are your dippy facial expressions.
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You look like you're cleaning up barf and are about to blow chow yourself. I am definitely uploading this!
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NO!
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| Task: "Make Bart Upload Embarrassing Video". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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I don't know how I can face my fans now.
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Pyro! You've got two million views already! And a puke sawdust company wants to sign you to a commercial series!
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Pyro is back!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to YouTube.
