| The Simpson Genome Project
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Simpson Genome Project is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Time Traveling Toaster content update. It requires Springfield Historical Society and Hollis Hurlbut to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark
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DNA analysis has opened the floodgates of historical inquiry.
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Anyone interested in a free DNA swab? Learn your family's genetic roots?
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Of course! I'd LOVE to know what great peoples of the past I'm related to.
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Lisa, I'm not sure the genetic soup that made me and Bart is a tasty one…
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Task: "Make Lisa Get a Genetic Test". The job takes place at the Springfield Historical Society and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Hollis Hurlbut Send Tests Away for Study". The job takes place at the Springfield Historical Society and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark
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The results are in! The Simpson gene is overwhelmingly Neanderthal!
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Well, I did hear every person of Eurasian descent has a TINY amount of Neanderthal in them…
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It would be more precise to say the Simpsons have a tiny amount of human in them.
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I don't suppose you'd be willing to change that result? For my peace of mind?
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Lisa, I'm a historian. Twisting the evidence in whatever way is most convenient is what I do. Consider it done!
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| Task: "Make Hollis Hurlbut Alter the Facts". The job takes place at Homer's Workbench or the Springfield Historical Society and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark
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It's amazing that primitive cavemen could survive into modern times. You should be so proud, Cave Lisa.
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I'm a straight-A student! I'm not a caveman!
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WWell, I'll run a few more tests. But Neanderthals DID have larger craniums. It all fits, you see.
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NOTHING FITS! RUN MORE TESTS!
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Task: "Make Lisa Get Further Testing". The job takes place at the Springfield Historical Society and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Go in for Testing". The job takes place at the Springfield Historical Society and takes 4 hours.
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Homer, Lisa, you both have the largest heads I've ever recorded.
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That's why I'm so smart. Smart as an ape, they all say!
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Such fascinating primate behavior. What a discovery!
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I'M NOT A DISCOVERY AND NEITHER IS MY DAD!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark
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Lisa, as a peace offering, I brought you a present.
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Here. A shank of wild boar. I know how your people love big meat shanks.
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Save it. If I'm a Neanderthal, then I am going to celebrate my history.
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Besides, do you have any idea how interesting this will look on a college application? Yale, here I come!
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And I get to go on disability!
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Task: "Make Lisa Study Neanderthal History". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Skip Work". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the scientific research project Human Genome Project.
