- For other uses of "Homer the Heretic", see Homer the Heretic (disambiguation).
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Homer the Heretic is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homer the Heretic content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After completing Homer the Heretic Intro
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So… I can believe that we need to eat tuna melts every Friday, but skip the cloven hooves thing? Bacon is delicious!
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Oooh, what about other religions? I was always jealous of that giant Jewish feast.
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You mean the Yom Kippur feast? You know that you have to fast for a day before that right?
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Ooo and all of the religious holidays! And when I am at work, frequent breaks to praise Allah! I've got this all figured out.
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Homer, what if I told you that if you do good things for others, God will reward you?
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I'd say, “It better be a darn good reward, ‘cause I'm really enjoying all these holidays.”
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Task: "Make Apu Teach About Karma". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Learn About Reincarnation". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Karma" (x100).
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Okay, I gave a penny to a homeless guy.
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I even picked up a piece of trash. Can I have my million dollars now?
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That's not how Karma works. You need to put in some effort, and you're never exactly sure when the benefit will come.
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Oh, so it's kind of like drinking.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Sunday Morning Homer
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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Dad completely misunderstood my rant again. Mom, make him stop!
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Stop? I think his idea is lovely. As for me, the most important parts of the Bible are the ones about cleaning!
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Now go clean your room Lisa. A clean house is a clean soul!
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And the rest of you! Clean up all these pennies littered around Springfield and throw them in the fountain. You can't have too much good Karma!
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Mom, it's Karma, not luck!
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Collect Karma from the Penny Fountain! It will accumulate Karma every 5 minutes for up to 5 hours, so collect from it often!
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Task: "Make Marge Use Religion as a Cleaning Excuse". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Rest on Saturday". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Karma" (x260).
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You've unlocked the "Greet Animal Friends" animated job for Sunday Morning Homer!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
"Greet Animal Friends" animated job
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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Ned, you must be on my side about people cherry-picking religious practices?
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Absolutely. We should cherry-pick the hardest parts of each religion and force ourselves to do it.
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That's the only way God will know how much we love Him!
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Task: "Make Ned Give Up Worldly Possessions". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Rest on Sunday". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Karma" (x460).
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| If Rabbi Krustofsky is owned
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Homer, I see you're trying out several religions. Might I suggest Judaism?
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No thanks, not interested.
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But how can you be sure if you haven't tried it?
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I've tried Kosher pizza. And that told me everything I need to know.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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Dad, I need a ride to band practice!
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Sorry honey, I can't. I need to light a candle for Guru Singh…
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And then I need to thank the Magi for bringing gifts to Baby Jesus…
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Then after that, Jesus is being born in Russia, so I have to convince Marge to make me twelve different dinners.
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Task: "Make Homer Celebrate All the Things". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Miss Band Practice". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Karma" (x700).
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Are you sure you can't take me? What about the good karma you'll get for helping someone?
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Karma shmarma. I've found a new path to salvation: the Prosperity Gospel!
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Right… You mean the view that God rewards His followers with material wealth.
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You've unlocked the "Dance in His Underwear" animated job for Sunday Morning Homer!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
"Dance in His Underwear" animated job
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Pt. 5
| After completing Pt. 4
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Homer's abrupt swings from religion to religion perfectly illustrate the futility in trying to establish religious truth.
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Well you could always just ask me.
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Oh, hey God.
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I would've thought you'd be more excited to meet the all-powerful Creator in person.
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I AM excited to meet you. But my excitement is offset by my sadness at the death of the causal closure of physics implied by our interaction.
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Task: "Make Lisa Attempt to Measure the Mass of a Non-Physical Entity". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Skinner Burn the School's Now-Obsolete Science Books". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Karma" (x980).
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So let me guess: you came here because you were offended by Homer's self-interested actions in the name of religion, and you're going to set him straight?
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Nah, I just needed a new game -- I got sick of Pokémon Go.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Hamburger Heaven
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Pt. 6
| After completing Pt. 5
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Homer! I've been looking for you!
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Ha-ha! Told ya, Homer! God's gonna punish you for your sacrilegious ways.
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Ahhhhh!!!! I'm burning! I'm on fire!!!!
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Good job, God.
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I didn't do anything. His new phone exploded.
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Task: "Make Ned Put Out the Fire On Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Join Class Action Lawsuit". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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God, if you're so good, how can you allow such a flawed product launch?
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I have my reasons. And if you thought THAT was bad, wait ‘til you see what I have in store for driverless cars!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Cut-Glass Cathedral
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