- For the character, see Count Burns.
| Count Burns
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Count Burns is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIV content update. It requires Count Burns to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Count Burns' exclamation mark
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Night falls, and Springfield lies beneath my feet like a giant blood buffet.
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Now to take flight in bat form and bat-errify the city!
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Ow. Darn it, my wings are all cracked and dry. Time to apply some leather conditioner.
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| Task: "Make The Count Rub Lotion into his Wings". The job takes place at Burns Coffin and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark
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I’m famished. Time to find an unsuspecting victim to join me for “sipper”.
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| Task: "Make Count Burns Stalk Victims". The job takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Stop right there, vampire. I’m here to put an end to your evil evil-doing.
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Then you shall become my first victim of the evening! Now let’s see, jugular or femoral artery?
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Femoral has more blood, but it’s located in the crotch.
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You can’t hurt me. I’m wearing a string of garlic around my neck.
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I don’t see any garlic.
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I… uh… oh. I ate it.
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Task: "Make Count Burns Drink Homers Blood". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Get Sucked". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Well, that was unsatisfying. I have two inch fangs but they were still too short to get through his neck fat.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark
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Confound it, if I don’t get some blood soon I’ll un-die.
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Ah, here’s a likely-looking fellow. I’ll drain him like a bag of ketchup!
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| Task: "Make Count Burns Drink Blood". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Whoa, what happened? I feel dizzy, lightheaded, and confused.
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Thank god all I have to do is drive a school bus full of children.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark
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II don’t know what was in that bus driver’s blood, but I feel an uncontrollable urge to eat a bag of cookies and listen to Bob Marley.
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| Task: "Make Count Burns Chill Out to Reggae". The job takes place at Burns Coffin and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark
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Bah, wandering about town in search of a decent meal is no way for a vampire industrialist to live.
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I need a more reliable source of healthy food.
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Task: "Reach Level 24 and Build Springfield General Hospital".
Task: "Make Count Burns Make a Large Donation". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital and takes 4 hours.
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Mr. Burns, I can’t thank you enough for endowing a new wing at Springfield Hospital.
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Although I’m not sure we need fourteen million gallons of capacity for donated blood.
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Well, you know what they say: he who pays and then drains the life out of the piper calls the tunes.
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>And what are those human-sized tubes with the pistons inside?
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Juicers.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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