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The Made Men Who Made Us

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The Made Men Who Made Us
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Previous quest(s): Everything Old Is Legal Again

The Made Men Who Made Us is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After completing Everything Old Is Legal Again
Marge - Confused Why are you kids still waiting for the bus?
Lisa - Defeated Now that everything is legal, we can't count on Otto anymore.
Ralph - Happy He's tickling his brain with cuckoo smoke.
Bart - Happy And if that's legal, so is skipping school. I'm outta here!
Homer And so are high-interest loans backed by the threat of violence. They're not just for the mob anymore.
Marge - Deadpan Are you talking about loan sharking, Homer?
Homer - Happy Absolutely legal. I just read it off a news feed on my myPhone.
Fat Tony - Angry Ugh. With everything legal, average Springfield citizens can run numbers and shark loans. They don't even have to break legs!
Legs - Angry I like breakin' legs!
Fat Tony - Grim Yes, but when WE do it, we go to jail.
Legs - Nervous I don't like the goin' to jail part.
Task: "Collect Wallets" (x105).
Task: "Make Springfielders Enjoy Lawlessness" (x5). The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
If Otto is owned: Task: "Make Otto Enjoy It More Than Most". The job takes place at the School Bus, an Eatery, or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Worry About What's Happening". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Read the News on His myPhone". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wise Guys Be Disgusted by Events" (x2). The job takes place at Bars, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Frankie the Squealer - Nervous Uh, hey, guys. Don Vittorio wants to know when he's getting his cut of our action this week.
Louie - Confused There ain't no action with everything being all legal now.
Fat Tony We're gonna have to dip into our secret cash stash.
Frankie the Squealer - Nervous Uh, I got some bad news… Johnny Tightlips swiped the secret stash to buy himself a truckload of Italian loafers at Pay-more Shoe Store.
Fat Tony - Angry That makes me very angry…at YOU, Frankie!
Frankie the Squealer - Surprised Me?!
Fat Tony - Grim Stealing to adorn one's feet I respect. Finking on a fratello makes you a rat, and no one likes a rat.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
The Lucky Stiff Funeral Home

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1
Moe - Sneaky Herman, spot me some cash so I can pay the storage for the fur coats I'm fencing.
Herman - Sly I gotcha, Moe. The vig's gonna be three points.
Fat Tony - Grim Excuse me, gentlemen, but I believe that's our business you're elbowing in on.
Moe - Annoyed Stolen furs and loan sharkin' ain't illegal no more. You and your mugs can shove off.
Herman And shoving off is legal too!
Legs - Angry Maybe you're not hearing right. If you don't keep your mitts outta Fat Tony's business someone's gonna get hurt.
Herman - Angry It won't be us. *reveals a grenade*
Moe - Angry What he said. *pulls out a flame thrower*
Fat Tony - Surprised I hate when peaceful citizens are more criminal than criminals.
Task: "Collect Wallets" (x115).
Task: "Make Springfielders Enjoy Feeling Like Gangsters" (x5). The job takes place at Fat Tony's Compound, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Gangsters Not Enjoy Feeling Like Ordinary Citizens" (x2). The job takes place at Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Louie - Laughing Check it out, boss. Liftin' wallets is like takin' candy from a baby!
Legs - Happy We're also takin' candy from babies!
Fat Tony - Surprised You guys are picking pockets?
Louie - Confused We gotta do something to pay the bills.
Frankie the Squealer - Nervous Bullets don't grow on trees…do they?
Fat Tony - Sad How could we sink so low so fast?
Legs That reminds me…we've gone to a cheaper concrete to cut costs on cement shoes.
Fat Tony - Grim *groan*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Play Whack-A-Mole (animated job for Fat Tony)