Children of a Lesser Clod/Quotes
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"Children of a Lesser Clod"
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- Rod Flanders: Can Mr. Simpson watch us everyday?
- Ned Flanders: [chuckles] Oh, Roddy, he's not running a daycare center.
- Homer: Don't tell me what I'm not doing.
- Ned Flanders: So you are running a daycare center?
- Homer: Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't ya?
- Ned Flanders: Why, I sure would. It would give the boys a place to go after school.
- Homer: Then I'll do it. Just to see the look on your face.
- [Ned smiles]
- Homer: That's the one.
- Arnie Pie: [describing Homer's actions] He's jumping out of the car, Kent! He's trying to climb over the fence. Now he's realizing he's too fat. He's digging a hole like a dog. Now he's given up on that, and he's running back and forth. He's climbing into a pipe, and he seems to be stuck. His legs are dangling in a comical fashion. Oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen!
- Kent Brockman: Arnie, Arnie, how are the children?
- Arnie Pie: I can't see through metal, Kent!
- Ralph: It's Healing over my hand!
- Homer: It knows you're afraid.
