Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment/Quotes
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< Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
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- Homer: (toasting) To alcohol - the cause of and solution to all life's problems.
- Homer: I'll take 42 bathtubs please.
- Clerk: Today you can buy 50 for $3000.
- Homer: I said 42!
- Lisa: Mom! Prohibition may be unpopular but it's the law and we-
- Homer, Marge, Bart: (in unison) Go to your room Lisa!
- (Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws the TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his stool)
- Wiggum: Ow! Hey, I was watching that! Who is sudden there?
- Rex: Rex Banner. I running this department now. Wiggum you're out suspended definetly.
- Wiggum: Huh?
- Rex: (To Eddie) Tuck in that shirt! (To Lou) Get those shoes shining! (To an unidentified officer) Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers!
- (Wiggum stands up)
- Rex: (To Wiggum) Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
- Wiggum: Well (pause) No,no,no...i guess not.(leaves the station sadly)
- Bart: (drunkly to the camera) What are you looking at? (Marge leads him away from the camera)
- Kent: "What are you looking at?" The innocent words of a drunken child. (to Bart) Well I'll tell you what were looking at young man. A town gone mad! A town is very conscience was washed away in a tide of beer and green vomit!
- Bart: (stands up from the couch) I'm going out to Moes for couple of beers.
- Homer: (stands up) I'll come with you.
- Marge: (stops them both) No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother.
- Homer: Oh honey you're not the worst mother. what about that freezer lady at Georgia? (Marge murmurs disappointingly)
