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(An egg hatches and a rhino comes out)
Lisa: Rhinos don't hatch from eggs.
Homer: What did you just see, Lisa?
Lisa: I know, but . . .
Homer: What did you just see?

Flight Attendant: Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania.
(Someone hands her a note)
Flight Attendant: Excuse me. It is now called New Zanzibar.
(Someone hands her another note)
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry. It is now called Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar.

Bart: I need this candy for school…candy class.
Homer: Well okay, but get five bags in case we say four on the way home.
Lisa: My teacher said I need cupcakes…cupcakes to learn.
Homer: In the cart.
Bart: I'm out of wine…
Homer: Cart

Agnes Skinner: And you! Start over! I want everything in one bag.
Bag Boy: Yes, ma'am.
Agnes Skinner: But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
Bag Boy: I don't think that's possible...
Agnes Skinner: What are you, the "possible police"? Just do it!
Season 12 Quotes
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