| Essay on the Principle of Procrastination
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Essay on the Principle of Procrastination is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the 4th of July 2017 part of the Time Traveling Toaster content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After starting the update
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Lisa! Betcha you can't tell me, in five paragraphs, your favorite thesis and supporting statements about an American President?
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You're trying to get me to write a school essay for you, aren't you?
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Essay writing is hard for me, Lisa. I'm not like you. You know... boring.
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Best be on your way to the library, brother. The Dewey decimal system is a tough nut to crack.
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I'd rather die!
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| Task: "Make Bart Plan a "Life Hack" for Writing an Essay". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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I've got it! Why read about the Presidents, when I can go speak to them myself?
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You mean... use Dad's toaster to travel back in time and collect America's greatest leaders?
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That's actually... kind of... brilliant!
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Be back soon. Just need to set this thing to the date of America's founding -- One million B.C.
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Try 1789. But wait... something's nagging at me. The Fourth of July... U.S. Presidents... augh, what is it?
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Don't know, don't care. Like I said -- you're boring. Bye!
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| Task: "Make Bart Travel to the Past to Collect Presidents". The job takes place at Homer's Workbench and takes 6 seconds.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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That was quick.
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Several months from my point of view. I'm eleven now, by the way.
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I figured out what was bothering me. Each year at this time, a different ex-President appears in Springfield.
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Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Nixon. And now we know why. YOU brought them all here. With Dad's toaster.
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It IS pretty hard to get the return year right when your only time machine control is a "doneness" knob.
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If you'll excuse me, I want to freshen up for whichever ex-Prez is coming this year!
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Task: "Make Bart Wait for Presidents to Arrive". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Lisa Dress to Impress Presidents". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
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Who's coming this year, Bart?
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Mike.
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President Mike?
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Plans are nothing, planning is everything!
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Oh... "Ike". Not "Mike", dummy. As in "I like Ike".
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Well, so far Cue Ball hasn't written word one of my essay. You can like Ike all you want. I am NOT a fan.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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