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| − | The announcer welcomes the guest host, [[Homer Simpson]] and he greets the audience and viewers. Homer reveals that he is nervous and begins to joke. He says the NBC stands for "Never Been Crappier" and says that GE is doing more bad things and according [[Lisa]] they poisoning the air more than Rosie O'Donnell. Homer begins to sweat when the audience do not applaud or laugh at the jokes. Homer's arm becomes numb and Jay comes to see what is happening. {{ch|Jay Leno}} asks him to | + | The announcer welcomes the guest host, [[Homer Simpson]] and he greets the audience and viewers. Homer reveals that he is nervous and begins to joke. He says the NBC stands for "Never Been Crappier" and says that GE is doing more bad things and according [[Lisa]] they poisoning the air more than Rosie O'Donnell. Homer begins to sweat when the audience do not applaud or laugh at the jokes. Homer's arm becomes numb and Jay comes to see what is happening. {{ch|Jay Leno}} asks him to go out that door and not come back. Before Homer goes he tells Jay that his fruit basket had only fruit and no cookies as he wanted it. The guards throw him out. Jay is also starting to sweat and is welcomed by the announcer. |
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Revision as of 21:18, July 7, 2012
Homer's Monologue on The Tonight Show
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Special Information
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Homer's Monolouge on The Tonight Show is a short in which Homer is guest host on The Tonight Show. The short was broadcast on The Tonight Show July 24, 2007.
Plot
The announcer welcomes the guest host, Homer Simpson and he greets the audience and viewers. Homer reveals that he is nervous and begins to joke. He says the NBC stands for "Never Been Crappier" and says that GE is doing more bad things and according Lisa they poisoning the air more than Rosie O'Donnell. Homer begins to sweat when the audience do not applaud or laugh at the jokes. Homer's arm becomes numb and Jay comes to see what is happening. Jay Leno asks him to go out that door and not come back. Before Homer goes he tells Jay that his fruit basket had only fruit and no cookies as he wanted it. The guards throw him out. Jay is also starting to sweat and is welcomed by the announcer.
Transcript
- Announcer: Here's hosting for Jay, Homer Simpson!
- Homer: Hey, how ya doing? Good to see ya. All right, that's enough. I must've met, I'm a little nervous standing on the stage used by Jay Leno, Johnny Carson, the guy who ate worms on Fear Factor.
- [Audience doesn't laugh.]
- Homer: I'm gonna try some jokes now. Here I am in NBC, which by the way stands for "Never Been Crappier". What I mean't.
- [One audience member coughing.]
- Homer: Network's a good sport. I'm not sure if this is a joke but GE makes a lot of other bad things. According to my daughter Lisa, they fill the air with more dangerous hydrocarbine and missions than Rosie O'Donnell. Ha-ha-ha. Excuse me. Why am I sweating like this? What are you wearing with the right arm or the left arm goes nothing?
- Jay: Hey, Homer Simpson, everybody. Isn't he great?
- Homer: Jay, what do I do now?
- Jay: Uh, you go out that door and you'll never come back. Okay?
- Homer: Oh, all right. Oh, Jay, there was a mistake with my fruit basket. I wish I mean was filled with fruit, not cookies. Um, you don't want anyone get fired but, you know, I preferred a cookie.
- Jay: You will take care of it.
- Homer: Those dudes! How did I do?
- Jay: Why am I sweating like this? Somebody bail me out!
- Announcer: And now... Jaaaaaaaaay Lenoooo!
- [The audience does the cheering and the clapping.]
Trivia
The short is published on the DVD of The Simpsons Movie.
